Remember that regular degular 21-year-old who had it all figured out? Well, surprise! Back to 16 we go, where teenage chaos reigns supreme and I'm just your average girl, in an alternate world as St. Hugh's pride and joy and head girl extraordinate...
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Den people this bored? Why dem get up and a screen record we live? You nuh know say once smaddy a' go live, a the fuss thing people do?
Bwoy mi fraid a people. Mi fraid a the internet at this point.
Chro.
Anuh like we a nuh celebrity or influencer. If we were I would understand.
Nickoi is.
He's literally just a Don.
Popular*
I press on the video, my face contorted in annoyance. The title pisses me off even more. Wah dem meannn?
It's titled 'Popular Don 'Prezzi' girlfriend says she gave him an ultimatum to marry her on ig live.'
Seriouslyyyyyy?
"She said that if he didn't propose to her before her kids got to 6 year old, she would leave their long standing relationship," he sounds so dunce in the voice over.
When me say that?
I'm a teacher—about to be a Principal. Yes, that's now the decision.
But Gosh. Why dem post this on YouTube? Suppose the principal and the other auxiliary staffs judge me because of their misleading title?
What if dem nuh bother wah me represent St. Jago?
We just did a vibe on the live. God damn.Why people always spoil good things? Me cyaa' go live again?
Sigh..
When me give Nickoi an ultimatum? Eeeeh? I didn't even know he was proposing. Wah dem a gain from dem lie yah?
I kiss my teeth.
Mi wah find deh man yah fi choke out him nastiness.
"You too pretty fi a' act miserable eno shorty," a work class man flirts.
"You so beautiful, wah me pay fi yuh groceries?" he offers.
Zahir is staring from the other side. "My father can buy your life."
Lawd have mercy.
He's so young and overprotective already.
I just give the man a dismissive smile without saying anything. Mi nuh able fi deh Pickney yah go make me and him father have things.
