The Amazing Digital Circus

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Ragatha: Why are you always trying to aggravate me?

Jax: To relax.

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Pomni: What are you doing here?

Jax: I could ask you the same question.

Pomni: I live here. This is my house.

Jax: I should probably ask you a different question.

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Ragatha: Jax...

Jax: Oh no, 'Jax' in B flat.

Jax: You're disappointed.

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Jax: Thanks for not telling Caine what happened.

Zooble, dumbfounded: I wouldn't even know where to begin trying to explain this.

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Kinger: Do crabs think people walk sideways?

Zooble: ...Kinger, what the hell.

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Kinger, to Pomni: Please, picking locks is my specialty.

Kinger: *throws a brick through the window*

Kinger: Okay, let's go.

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Caine: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?

Gangle: *sighing* Jax.

Jax: Fuck shit up out there, but don't die.

Kinger: *wiping away a tear* So inspirational.

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Ragatha: You've got to act tough, Gangle! Show 'em you can't be pushed around! Show 'em they can't mess with you!

Gangle: Right. Yes. Tough. Got it.

Gangle, standing up on their stool and slamming their hands down on the bar: I'LL TAKE A CHOCOLATE MILK.

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Jax: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.

Jax: I will not yield.

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Zooble, running: Slow down, Jax, I can't ketchup!

Jax, not slowing down: You'll just have to use all the strength you can mustard.

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