Hazbin Hotel

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Angel Dust: I think it's time to start fucking some shit up. Husk: Oh no. Angel Dust: More like "oh yes!"

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Angel Dust, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! 

Nifty, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids. 

Alastor: What the fuck are you guys doing? 

Angel Dust: Playing systemic oppression.

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Alastor: But who gets which pencil? 

Vaggi: Since they're my things, Charlie gets the good one, I get the broken one and you don't get one because fuck you.

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Charlie: So I have made the decision to trust you. 

Sir Pentious: A horrible decision, really.

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Lute: What must it be like to live in your head? Are there happy ponies in there? It's really something how utterly delusional your optimism is. If I didn't hate you so much, I might even be impressed. 

Charlie: Huzzah! I got a heavily qualified and slightly sarcastic compliment from Lute!

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Angel Dust: If a demon possessed me, I'd just be like, "Okay, take it from here, good luck man."

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Alastor: Husk, is that my mug you're drinking out of? 

Husk: No, it's mine. 

Alastor: It... looks just like the one I have... 

Husk: You don't have one like this anymore.

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Charlie: How did you even get in here? 

Nifty: Vaggi's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Nifty's door"! 

Vaggi: I'm boarding up the window.

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Alastor: Damn, the power went out.

Nifty: Don't worry, I got this.

Nifty: *stomps foot*

Alastor: What-?

Nifty: *Sketchers light up*

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Husk: But what about Angel Dust? They were my SOULMATE!

Cherri: You said that about a ball of yarn once!

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