Angel Dust: I think it's time to start fucking some shit up. Husk: Oh no. Angel Dust: More like "oh yes!"
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Angel Dust, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Nifty, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids.
Alastor: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Angel Dust: Playing systemic oppression.
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Alastor: But who gets which pencil?
Vaggi: Since they're my things, Charlie gets the good one, I get the broken one and you don't get one because fuck you.
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Charlie: So I have made the decision to trust you.
Sir Pentious: A horrible decision, really.
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Lute: What must it be like to live in your head? Are there happy ponies in there? It's really something how utterly delusional your optimism is. If I didn't hate you so much, I might even be impressed.
Charlie: Huzzah! I got a heavily qualified and slightly sarcastic compliment from Lute!
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Angel Dust: If a demon possessed me, I'd just be like, "Okay, take it from here, good luck man."
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Alastor: Husk, is that my mug you're drinking out of?
Husk: No, it's mine.
Alastor: It... looks just like the one I have...
Husk: You don't have one like this anymore.
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Charlie: How did you even get in here?
Nifty: Vaggi's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Nifty's door"!
Vaggi: I'm boarding up the window.
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Alastor: Damn, the power went out.
Nifty: Don't worry, I got this.
Nifty: *stomps foot*
Alastor: What-?
Nifty: *Sketchers light up*
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Husk: But what about Angel Dust? They were my SOULMATE!
Cherri: You said that about a ball of yarn once!
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