J: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it!
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V: I hope you have an explanation for this.
N: We have three, actually!
Uzi: Pick your favorite.
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V, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
N: Tea.
V: Wrong. It's coffee.
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V: N won't wake up, what do I do?
J: Did you try kicking them?
V: Yes.
J: I'm out of ideas.
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Thad : Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet?
Uzi: Why?
Thad : I want to wander around playing it to annoy Lizzy.
Uzi: Technically, you don't actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that.
Thad : Uzi, you have opened my eyes.
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Uzi: This is getting embarrassing.
N: Getting? We're already there!
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J: Start talking!
N: Well, I-
J: Shut up!
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Uzi, holding a box of Lunchables: Ah, I loved these when I was your age... fine dining.
Cyn: Fix yourself.
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Uzi: *makes N a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
N: *sips tea*
Uzi:
N: *finishes tea*
Uzi: Didn't it taste bad?
N: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
Uzi, tearing up: Oh, okay.
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Cyn; eating a meal; I poisoned one of our glasses, but I cant remember which one.
Tessa; The way this meal is going, I hope its mine.
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