Murder Drones

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J: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it!

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V: I hope you have an explanation for this.

N: We have three, actually!

Uzi: Pick your favorite.

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V, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?

N: Tea.

V: Wrong. It's coffee.

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V: N won't wake up, what do I do?

J: Did you try kicking them?

V: Yes.

J: I'm out of ideas.

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Thad : Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet?

Uzi: Why?

Thad : I want to wander around playing it to annoy Lizzy.

Uzi: Technically, you don't actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that.

Thad : Uzi, you have opened my eyes.

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Uzi: This is getting embarrassing.

N: Getting? We're already there!

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J: Start talking!

N: Well, I-

J: Shut up!

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Uzi, holding a box of Lunchables: Ah, I loved these when I was your age... fine dining.

Cyn: Fix yourself.

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Uzi: *makes N a cup of tea but puts salt in it*

N: *sips tea*

Uzi:

N: *finishes tea*

Uzi: Didn't it taste bad?

N: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.

Uzi, tearing up: Oh, okay.

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Cyn; eating a meal; I poisoned one of our glasses, but I cant remember which one. 

Tessa; The way this meal is going, I hope its mine. 

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