Incorrect Quotes

Arcane

*The squad right before Caitlyn's wedding*
Jinx: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Ekko: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Jayce : I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Victor, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

Vi: I THINK I HAVE MY WEDDING TO GET MARRIED AT

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Vi: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Jinx: >:O language
Caitlyn: Yeah watch your fucking language
Ekko: OKAY WHO TAUGHT CAITLYN THE FUCK WORD?
Jayce : 'The fuck word'.
Victor: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Caitlyn: Oh my god they censored it
Jayce : Say fuck, Victor.
Caitlyn: Do it, Victor. Say fuck.

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Vi: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Jinx: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Vi: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Caitlyn: Actually I did the math, Jinx would have $225, not $0.15.
Jinx: Fam I'm right here....
Ekko: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Vi: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Ekko: Sorry I only have a dollar
Vi: :(
Caitlyn: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Jinx would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Ekko: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Caitlyn: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Jayce : Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Caitlyn: Apply juice to what
Viktor: Directly to the forehead
Jinx: Great chat everyone

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Powder: Hewwo.
Jinx: Hihiiiiii!
Viktor: Greetings, Humans.
Jayce : Three kinds of people.
Ekko: I want pudding.
Caitlyn: Four kinds of people.
Vi: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Jayce: Five kinds of people.

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Vi: Realising: I actually don't have a last name. 

Caitlyn, whispering: Well, you can always take mine.

Vi: What?

Caitlyn: Errr...

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Vi: Jinx you can't just shoot all of your problems so they go away!

Jinx: I know!

Vi: Thank god. 

Jinx, sets off grenade: I like to blow them up sometimes too!

Vi: WAIT SHI-

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Store Loudspeaker: Would Caitlyn Kiramman please come to the front desk? 

Caitlyn, at the desk: Is there a problem sit?

Store Manager: *points to the bench, where Vi and Jinx are sitting*

Store Manager: They say they belong to you?

Vi and Jinx, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Caitlyn: I DIDN'T EVEN BRING YOU WITH ME

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Vander: My children may be deranged, but they are still my children.

Enforcer: They blew up a building, stole from a high-ranking citizen, and one murdered 53 people. 

Vander: They are all adopted. 

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Caitlyn: Jayce is missing! Can you help me find him?

Viktor: What, do you think that I have a location transmitter embedded in his left hear or something? 

Caitlyn:

Viktor:

Caitlyn: Well do you?

Viktor, pulling device out of pocket: Yes, wait one moment. 

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Jinx: I have issues, but at least I have good taste in clothes!

Random guard: Those pants are kinda - *gunshot*

Jinx: MY PANTS ARE BEAUTIFUL