Silco: There's no meeting today because Jinx is at the police station.
Sevika: They're in jail?!
Random goon: We have to get them out!
Sevika: Jailbreak! I'm in!
Random goon: I'll dress up and distract the guard!
Random goon: Ooh, I'll bake some food to help distract ALL the guards!
Random goon: I guess I could bring my frying pan in case we need a shield to keep us from being shot-
Silco: No! Jinx wasn't arrested! They're undercover, taking the system down from the inside. They don't need our help!
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Caitlyn: Help, someone at prom has been killed!
Vi: Calm down, we don't need you to Panic! At the Disco.
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Mel: we could make a boys club!
Lest: Im non-binary.
Mel:
Mel: Anti-boys club.
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Caitlyn: Where's Vi?
Vander: Don't worry, I'll find them.
Vander, shouting: Powder sucks!
Vi, distantly: Powder is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Vander: Found them.
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Vi: I think Caitlyn is in trouble.
Jinx: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I'm honest.
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Jinx, dramatically: They called me a fool.
Silco, sick of Jinx's shit: They weren't wrong.
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Vi: I wasn't that drunk.
Powder: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Vi: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
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Caitlyn: Let me copy your homework.
Vi: I was gonna copy yours.
Caitlyn: Well, shit.
Vi: Guess I'm not doing it.
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Viktor: You know, sometimes dandelions remind me of Jayce.
Mel: Aww, is it because they're like a little sunshine, spreading light and hope everywhere?
Viktor: What? Gross, no, it's because they're like a weed that you can't get rid of!
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Silco: So... what's goin' on?
Jinx: You want the long version or the short version?
Silco, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?
Jinx: Shit's fucked.
Silco: Oh. Well, yeah, that's definitely not an optimal situation.
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