Glitch Techs

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Mitch: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

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Nameless: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.

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Beyonce, on television: Bring the beat out!

Bergy, with an actual beet: anYthIng fOr yoU beYoncE

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Phil: Schrödinger's cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that's both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

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Mitch: Oh sorry, I fell asleep while I was waiting for you to make me a sandwich ;))

Literally everyone: Go back to sleep and starve

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Narrator: In every group of friends, there's the dumb one

*Everyone turns to look at Bergy*

Bergy:

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Miko: Don't worry, I'm fine.

High Five: You got stabbed, Miko! You're not "fine"!

Miko: I've been stabbed before!

High Five: It's not like you build up an immunity to stab wounds! 

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High Five: *Hugs*

Miko: IS THAT YOUR BEST DEATH GRIP

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Five, to Mitch; I think you and I are more similar than you think.

Miko; Thats a terrible thing to say.

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Narrator: In every group of friends, there's the dumb one

*Everyone turns to look at Bergy*

Bergy:

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