Helluva Boss

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Loona: They couldn't find their way out of a paper bag.

Blitzø(with a paper bag stuck on his horns): That's not true! I found my way out of a paper bag yesterday!

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Blitzø: Any questions? 

Moxxie: Uh, yeah, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? 

Blitzø: Uh, a plan, duh... 

Millie: Blitzø, chill, I know it's weird, but 

Blitzø has a point. 

Moxxie: 

Moxxie: THAT WAS LITERALLY A PONY DOODLE WITH A HAT!!

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Stolas: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance? 

Blitzø: No. 

Moxxie: No. 

Stolas: Didn't think so.

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Blitzø: Did it hurt when you fell- 

Stolas: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt- 

Blitzø: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. 

Stolas: ... 

Blitzø: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Stolas: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning! 

Blitzø: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.

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Blitzø: Hey, Loona you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform. 

Loona: Have you ever been to a mortuary? 

Blitzø: Yea, my grandma lives there. 

Moxxie: That is the worst response to that question.

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Mammon: You'd be stupid to lay a hand on me. 

Ozzy: Oh, you'd be surprised how much stupid shit I do.

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(At the amusement park)

Fizzarolli: They can't make me admit France exists, right? Legally, that's not allowed. 

Fizzarolli: Sure, if France was REAL I'd say I liked it. 

Fizzarolli: But who's to say. 

Stolas: I think France isn't real. 

Moxxie: Stolas, you've been to France. 

Stolas: And???

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Blitzø: We both look very handsome tonight.

Stolas: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you." 

Blitzø: I couldn't take that chance.

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