Loona: They couldn't find their way out of a paper bag.
Blitzø(with a paper bag stuck on his horns): That's not true! I found my way out of a paper bag yesterday!
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Blitzø: Any questions?
Moxxie: Uh, yeah, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Blitzø: Uh, a plan, duh...
Millie: Blitzø, chill, I know it's weird, but
Blitzø has a point.
Moxxie:
Moxxie: THAT WAS LITERALLY A PONY DOODLE WITH A HAT!!
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Stolas: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?
Blitzø: No.
Moxxie: No.
Stolas: Didn't think so.
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Blitzø: Did it hurt when you fell-
Stolas: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-
Blitzø: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Stolas: ...
Blitzø: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
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Stolas: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
Blitzø: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.
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Blitzø: Hey, Loona you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform.
Loona: Have you ever been to a mortuary?
Blitzø: Yea, my grandma lives there.
Moxxie: That is the worst response to that question.
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Mammon: You'd be stupid to lay a hand on me.
Ozzy: Oh, you'd be surprised how much stupid shit I do.
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(At the amusement park)
Fizzarolli: They can't make me admit France exists, right? Legally, that's not allowed.
Fizzarolli: Sure, if France was REAL I'd say I liked it.
Fizzarolli: But who's to say.
Stolas: I think France isn't real.
Moxxie: Stolas, you've been to France.
Stolas: And???
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Blitzø: We both look very handsome tonight.
Stolas: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Blitzø: I couldn't take that chance.
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