N: Why be bored when you can be taped to a ceiling?
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N: Dude, we can get mythical animals! Maybe I'll get a penguin!
Uzi: Penguins are real.
N: That's the spirit, Uzi! They're real to me too!
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N: Where are you going?
Uzi: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!
N: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!
V, knowing full well that N got Doll an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*
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*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*
V: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
Uzi: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.
J: if you want information it is
N: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?
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N: Uzi's refusing to wear their glasses!
Uzi: N, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.
Uzi: *points to V* V.
Uzi: *points to Doll* Doll.
Uzi: *points to J* Sasquatch.
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V: Christmas lights?
N: Check.
Uzi: Thermos of hot cocoa?
N: Check.
Lizzy: Santa suits?
N: Check.
Doll: Shovel?
N: Check.
Thad : Alibi and bail money?
N: Check- wait, WHAT?!
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Uzi, at Cyn's funeral: I need a moment with them.
Everyone: Of course. *They leave*
Uzi, leaning over Cyn′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you're not dead.
Cyn: Yeah, no shit.
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Uzi: Sorry I'm late, everyone! I broke down on the way.
N: Oh no! Is your car okay?
Uzi: ...what car?
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Cyn: Would you like something to drink? *They open the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
J: Spiders?
Cyn: Spiders it is then.
J: No, that wasn't-
*But they were already pouring her a brimming glass of spiders...*
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N: What is your favourite mythical story?
J: The Story Of My Will To Live.
N: I don't think I've heard of that one before.
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