Sapphire: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Ruby: Oh. We're going out?
Sapphire: Wh...
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Pearl: My hands are cold.
Rose: Here, let me hold them.
Pearl: My lips are cold too.
Rose: *covers Pearl's mouth with her hand*
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Ruby: We both look very handsome tonight.
Sapphire: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Ruby: I couldn't take that chance.
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Ruby: Wow, Sapphy, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Sapphire: We literally slept together yesterday.
Ruby: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
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Pearl: I'm this close to falling in love with Rose
Garnet: Your fingers are touching.
Pearl: Yes.
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Ruby: How do I make a date really romantic?
Steven: Be mysterious.
Ruby: Okay!
*later, while on a date with Sapphire*
Sapphire: So where are we going?
Ruby: None of your fucking business.
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Rose: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?
Pearl: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I've obviously gone crazy.
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Rose: Sapphire and I are no longer friends.
Sapphire: ROSE THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE'RE DATING!
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Sapphire: Ruby annoyed me today so I told them that I can't wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow.
Rose: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Sapphire: But there is something special about watching the color leave their face as panic takes over.
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Pearl: Rose you can't move in with Greg.
Rose: Why not?
Pearl: Well, um, how are you going to feel when they see you without any makeup?
Rose: I'm not wearing makeup right now.
Pearl: Holy crap, you're beautiful.
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