Steven Universe - - Just the Gays

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Sapphire: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

Ruby: Oh. We're going out?

Sapphire: Wh...

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Pearl: My hands are cold.

Rose: Here, let me hold them.

Pearl: My lips are cold too.

Rose: *covers Pearl's mouth with her hand*

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Ruby: We both look very handsome tonight.

Sapphire: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Ruby: I couldn't take that chance.

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Ruby: Wow, Sapphy, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Sapphire: We literally slept together yesterday.

Ruby: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

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Pearl: I'm this close to falling in love with Rose 

Garnet: Your fingers are touching. 

Pearl: Yes. 

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Ruby: How do I make a date really romantic?

Steven: Be mysterious.

Ruby: Okay!

*later, while on a date with Sapphire*

Sapphire: So where are we going?

Ruby: None of your fucking business.

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Rose: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?

Pearl: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I've obviously gone crazy.

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Rose: Sapphire and I are no longer friends.

Sapphire: ROSE THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE'RE DATING!

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Sapphire: Ruby annoyed me today so I told them that I can't wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow.

Rose: There is nothing special about tomorrow.

Sapphire: But there is something special about watching the color leave their face as panic takes over.

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Pearl: Rose you can't move in with Greg.

Rose: Why not?

Pearl: Well, um, how are you going to feel when they see you without any makeup?

Rose: I'm not wearing makeup right now.

Pearl: Holy crap, you're beautiful.

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