Zooble: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it's so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.
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Jax: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Ragatha and not do the thing,
Jax: Well there's a clear right answer here.
Jax: *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*
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Pomni, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY!
Jax, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.
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Pomni: You're an idiot.
Jax: That's the charm.
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Zooble: What do you want then?
Kinger: Er... something work related.
Zooble: What department is this?
Kinger: Sorry?
Zooble: Well, if it's work related you'd obviously know what department this is. What department is this?
Kinger: *looks at Ragatha and Pomni* Some sort of homosexual department?
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Ragatha: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.
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Pomni, reading the newspaper: Huh. Did you know Nickelodeon opened a hotel?
Jax: Yeah, I went there once. There was a dead squirrel in the pool and I made Gangle cry by telling them it was the real Sandy.
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Caine, proudly: I slept.
Ragatha: Is that so much of a rare thing that you have to say it?
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Jax: Caine, why are you standing in front of the fan?
Caine: I'm waiting for Zooble to look into our window when they come home. When the fan is blowing on me, I look like a fancy supermodel.
Jax: You want Zooble to think you're a supermodel?
Caine: Giving them eye candy is the least I can do. It'll probably be the best part of their walk!
Jax, sarcastically: You're selfless.
Caine: Thank you for noticing.
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Jax: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.
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