Poe, sniffling: Calm down, I'm probably not sick. It might just be allergies.
Klaus: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired?
Poe: I have depression, what do you think?
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Lemony Snicket: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
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Lemony Snicket to Sunny, who's about to get married: Today, two families are becoming one.
Klaus, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves.
Violet: That sounds so threatening...
Klaus: The Wedding Games...
Violet: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.
Sunny: Beautiful.
Lemony Snicket: Fuck all of you!
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Klaus, playing a video game: This game is so frustrating! I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!
Violet: Ok, I think it's time to turn off the game for a little while.
Klaus: But I'm having fun!
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Poe: Do you see yourself as a glass half-full or glass half-empty kind of person?
Lemony Snicket: Half-full, definitely.
Lemony Snicket: Half-full and constantly rising.
Lemony Snicket: Soon the water will escape its container and consume us all.
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Klaus: Heyyy Violet, how's your... drink??
Violet: What do you mean drink? It's coffee.
Klaus: You sure?? *Looks to coffee maker*
Violet: *Looks to coffee maker*
*Cement sitting beside the coffee maker*
Violet:...I'm on my third fucking drink right now, I should be dead.
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Violet: What do you call disobeying the law?
The Squad: A hobby.
Violet: *crosses their arms*
The Squad: That we do not engage in.
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*Violet teaching Klaus to drive and taking Sunny along for the ride*
Violet: That's a pothole. To the left!
Klaus: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*
Sunny, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.
Klaus: I don't think that's how the song goes.
Violet, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.
Klaus: Country Roads.
Sunny: To the place.
Klaus and Sunny in unison: I Belong!
Violet, crying harder: What the fuck?
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Klaus: I know we're not exactly friends, but-
Poe: What do you want?
Klaus: I've been stuck with Olaf for 2 weeks and they've been drinking all the soy sauce.
Klaus: Help.
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Lemony Snicket: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.
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