Vi: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public.
Cait: The whole "childhood wonder" stage just blew right past you, didn't it?
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Maddie: I would do anything for money.
*later*
Maddie, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!
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Jinx: If you kill me, my teeth only have a 2% drop rate.
Sevika: What?
Jinx: Good luck.
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Claggor: Good morning!
Powder, checking her watch: Correct.
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Vi: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way.
Jinx: But your way is sheer force!
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Ekko: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Powder: Oh, we've had worse.
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Silco: Are you this rude to everyone?!
Jinx: Yup.
Jinx: Don't think you're special.
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Powder: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.
Vander: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?
Vi: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.
Claggor: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!
Mylo: ...put it away.
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Viktor's Zombies: Jesus Saves.
Jayce: Passes to Moses, SCOOOOOORE!
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Random Guard: Why does everyone want to kill Jinx?
Caitlyn: Because, goddamnit, have you seen them? Their neck looks so snappable.
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