Sherlock

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Mycroft: Lestrade and I are no longer dating.

Lestrade: Mycroft, that's a horrible way of telling people we're married.

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Mycroft: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.

Sherlock: Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.

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Mycroft: You have to apologize to Sherlock!

John : Fine!

John : Unfuck you, or whatever!

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Mycroft, whispering to Sherlock; who's on the phone with Molly: Ask them something!

Sherlock: How are you feeling?

Molly: Fine.

Mycroft: Something personal!

Sherlock: At what age did you first get your period?

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Lestrade: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

Mycroft: Which came first, the orange or the orange?

Sherlock: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.

John: What was the color called before then?

Sherlock: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

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Sherlock, who just read an article on jokes: Knock, knock.

Lestrade: Who's there?

Sherlock: Boo!

Lestrade: Boo who?

Sherlock: Why are you crying?

Lestrade: I'm not crying.

Sherlock: Hello notcrying, I'm Sherlock.

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Sherlock & Mrs. Hudson: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*

Sherlock: We need an adult!

Mrs. Hudson: Sherlock, you are an adult!

Sherlock: We need an adultier adult! Get Mycroft!

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John: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?

Sherlock: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.

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Sherlock: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a "I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences" kinda way.

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Sherlock: Lestrade! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.

Lestrade: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

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