Akaashi Keiji x reader oneshots

Drunk🥴

note: all of the characters are 18+ and adults in this !! i do not condone underage drinking !!

(akaashi pov)

I set down my drink, sighing. I didn't even want to be here in the first place, but Bokuto dragged me along, saying that it would be "fun". Fun my ass Bo.

I'm at a party, which people seem to think is fun, but honestly I just want to go home. Bokuto left to probably go hook up with that girl that was flirting with him before and Kuroo was being a man whore on the dance floor. Kenma just stayed home (man I wish) and I think Konoha is just drunkenly flirting with Kaori on the phone. I don't know too many people here, and I don't care to meet them either.

Screw you Bokuto.

"Havin' fun?" I eye the girl that slides up to me, twirling a strand of obviously fake blonde hair around her finger.

"Not really." I say dryly, looking back to my drink.

"That's a shame.." The fake blonde slides closer, pulling down an already tiny shirt to reveal cleavage I pray to not see.

I'm a guy but I'm not a creep...

"Sure is." I squeeze my eyes shut, mentally groaning.

"Y'know you're kinda cute." The girl says, she presses a hand to my bicep and I roll my eyes and shake her off.

"Thanks." I glare.

"Playing hard to get huh?" She doesn't take the hint, trying to get close to me again. "We should find somewhere more private.."

"Y'know? Not interested." I stand up from my seat, chugging the last bit of my drink before I stride away.

"Asshole!" The girl calls after me.

"For not sleeping with you?" I mutter.

I hold up a hand in a half wave as I weave my way through the crowd of people. I hate extroverts, why do they have to know so many damn people? It's annoying.

"Can I go home yet?" I say to myself, pulling out my phone to text Bokuto.

I have one unread text from him, all it said was "wrnt w tagt chte gjrm, ser yiu tmr probs". I translate that into "went with that cute girl see you tommorow probably".

Just like him.

I chuckle and text a quick "see ya" before I start making my way to the door. When I open the door to leave I hit something. Or someone, aparently, because I hear a quiet "oof" when I hit them.

A second later the door gives way and I open the door to find a certain h/c haired girl sitting on the otherside of the door.

"What are you doing here?" I sigh. "And why are you sitting out here? It's cold out."

"Sorry A-kaa-shi." She says cheerfully, grinning at me with a wide smile.

"Y/n. Why are you sitting in front of the door." I ask again, kneeling beside her on the step below. "You're gonna get hit if someone opens the door."

"Liikee youu?" She asks, I can tell that she's drunk. She always was a lightweight.

"Yes. Like me." I hide a fond smile. "You should call an uber to get home."

"Whatttttt? I don't wunna be in a stranger's carrr? What if he kidnappss mee?" She waves a hand, looking at me with an incredulous expression.

"How are you getting home then?" I ask patiently.

"I dunno!" She smiles.

I sigh and stand up. "I'll walk you home." I hold out a hand to her.

"A-kaaaaaaa-shii! You're like my knight in shiining armour!" She takes my hand graciously and hops up.

"You be my princess then." I pat her shoulder as she stumbles into my chest, drunk.

"Geez how much did you drink." I frown, pulling away and leading her down the steps.

"Not muchh. Like...three? Ooh! maybe four?" She frowns, trying to remember.

"Whatever, let's just get you home." I shake my head, smiling.

"What did- you do today?" She asks slowly.

"Not much. Sat alone for an hour, got ditched by Bokuto, got hit on by a random girl." I shrug.

"Who!? No fair! You mine! No sharing!" She whines.

"Y/n, love, we're not even dating." I say gently, I only feel comfortable calling her love when she's drunk, so I'm taking my chance.

"We should be thoughhh." She groans.

"We should have this conversation when you're sober." I say dryly.

"I am soberrrrr." At this she stumbles over her own feet and I catch her around the waist to hold her up.

"Why are you lying?" I squint at her.

"Hehe." She grins widely.

"Gosh." I sigh. "Do you want a piggy back ride instead?"

"Ooh yay!" She jumps in place, excitedly.

"Gotcha." I hunker down so she can climb on my back, haphazardly, and I hoist her up higher so she can hug my neck.

"Kei-ji you have really pretty eyes." She says randomly.

"Is that so?" I ask. It's not even bright enough tonight where she could've seen my eyes properly...

"Yeah! They're like really pretty! I love them." She rambles happily.

"Thanks." I smile.

For a while I walk in silence to my house, since I live close by, eventually I think she's fallen asleep. I wouldn't be surprised.

"Home sweet home." I murmur as I reach my house, shifting her weight on my back, I fumble around a bit for my keys. It takes a while but eventually I get the door open. Eventually.

"Keiji..." Y/n murmurs in her sleep.

She almost never calls me Keiji. I kinda like it though. My name sounds amazing coming from her mouth.

I set her down on my couch before making sure I had advil in my medicine cabinet. Then I pick her up and carry her to my bed, holding her in my arms, it feels almost unreal to be here.

"Keiji?" She finally stirs when I bring a glass of water to leave at the side, along with a box of Advil.

"Oh you're awake?" I glance down at her. "Here there's water, and later when you wake up you can have the advil okay?"

"Okay..."

I stand up to leave, to go lie on my couch and maybe sleep. She grabs a handful of my shirt, tugging on her clump of fabric.

"Stay with me." She pouts.

I sigh, I really can't resist her...

"Just for a while."

hihi
so cute amirite
dearest keiji is taking care of us (we all collectively share y/ns body)

anyways hows your week been
ive been okay
im gonna start waking up early lmao i woke up at like 6:30 tdy to watch the sunrise
turns out i have a terrible view from my window bc of a buncha stupid trees but thats ok

lowkey wanna make part 2 of this..

have a good day/night🌅

baibai🫶