Akaashi Keiji x reader oneshots

An elaborate shit post

(your pov)

we are all high😍😍

Konononono👹:
guys over or under

Hyena ass laugh:
what.

Kou⭐️:
over obvi
why would you put yoru toilet
paper under thats gross

Shittykawa:
YEAH
under is gross asf bro

Human tangerine🍊:
Overhand serve obviously !!
underhand is for the weak😘

Kags🥛:
are you not the one thats rlly
shit at vb tho

Human tangerine🍊:
shut the hell up kageyama
this is why no one likes you

Kags🥛:
im just speaking the truth bro

Kenny😺:
wtf

Konononono👹:
ok so hinata was the only one
who got it right wtf is wrong w
you guys

Hyena ass laugh:
a lot

Shittykawa:
a lot

Kags🥛:
a whole fucking lot

Suga🍬:
stop swearing

Kags🥛:
no thank you

Human tangerine🍊:
guys can you pls explain to me
why kageyama is outside of my house

Suga🍬:
hinata run

Rolling thunder⚡️:
HINATA RUN
RUN
RUN

Baldie🧑‍🦲:
RUN BRO

Human tangerine🍊:
AGH
SHIT BEO
KAGRYAMA IS
ATTACJING MR
AH
hello this is kageyama i stole his
phone also no suga i will not
apologise

Suga🍬:
give him back his phone

Human tangerine🍊:
in a while

Pretty boy💕:
wtf

Kou⭐️:
OMG HIIIIII AKAAASHIIIII

Pretty boy💕:
hello bokuto

Hyena ass laugh:
damn bro

Kou⭐️:
oof

Rolling thunder⚡️:
guys smash or pass jacob elordi

Baldie🧑‍🦲:
SMAHS
SMASH

Hyena ass laugh:
im straight
SMASH

Kou⭐️:
hes a 5/10 bro what

Shittykawa:
HOW DARE YOU
HES A 10/10 SMASH

Iwa-channn:
this gc is filled w gay men

do i not exist
or mitsuki
or kiyoko
or yachi
or kaori
or yukie
how dare you iwa chan

Iwa-channn:
mb bro😕

Shittykawa:
THAT WAS SO RUDE IWA CHAN
HOW COULD YOU

Iwa-channn:
SORRY LMFAO
GAY MEN AND WOMEN

Pretty boy💕:
thats not true bc im straight and
im literally dating y/n

You liked a message

Iwa-channn:
oh for goodness sake
men and women

Shittykawa:
bro just cant win

Iwa-channn:
shut your man whore ass up

Shittykawa:
brb imma go cry😔

Iwa-channn:
dont come back

Shittykawa:
WOW
UR SO MEAN IWA

Iwa-channn:
ik

Shittykawa:
i have a degration kink

Iwa-channn:
WHAT

Hyena ass laugh:
WHAT

Kou⭐️:
WHAT

Mitsuki💅:
WHAT

Pretty boy💕:
WHAT

Rolling thunder⚡️:
WHAT

WHAT

Kenny😺:
wtf

Kags🥛:
lowkey knew it bro

Human tangerine🍊:
what does that mean

Suga🍬:
dont tell him

Human tangerine🍊:
wait what
whats does it mean

Suga🍬:
if you tell him im beating your ass

Rolling thunder⚡️:
sorry shoyo

Hyena ass laugh:
YOU CANT TELL HIM BUT I CAN
HINATA CHECK DMS

Suga🍬:
im booking train tickets to tokyo rn

Hyena ass laugh:
chat am i screwed

Baldie🧑‍🦲:
yes

Kags🥛:
yes

Rolling thunder⚡️:
yes

Hyena ass laugh:
damn it

wtf is this chat bro💀

Mitsuki💅:
✨stupidity✨

Suga🍬:
idiocy

Hyena ass laugh:
an elaborate shit post

so true

yall idk what im doing

have a good day/night😙

baibai🫶