Just some homo banter
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George POV.
“You adjusted to this shockingly fast.” Dream pointed out, brushing some hair out of my face as I leaned into him. I didn’t say anything audible, just grumbling at the blond as I nuzzled further into the touch. “I figured the soulmate thing would annoy you.”
“I let you sleep with me.” I pointed out. “You don’t get to complain.”
“That’s true.” He sighed out lovingly, continuing to brush at me. “I can’t say that I’m upset that I got to do all that to someone as attractive as you.”
"Uh-huh." I was still in a happy, lazy mood and considered rolling over to go back to sleep, but I would allow myself to get showered in compliments for now.
For a while it was good, but the compliments soon stopped, something which caught my attention and made me send a glare in the direction of my soulmate. "What?" He asked, noting the agitation that I had.
"You've just stopped saying nice things." I pointed out. "I'm disappointed."
"Uh-huh, sure you are, my princess." Dream rolled his eyes with a snicker, causing me to give him a well deserved slap.
"Don't call me that." I blushed. "I'm not your bloody princess."
"But you are beautiful, like a princess. You are British like a princess. You make me, your honourable servant, do everything like a princess."
Now I was getting irritated. "I'm going to make you sleep on the couch in a minute." I informed him, crossing my arms and narrowing my eyes.
"This is my bedroom, and my house, you can't make me sleep on the couch." Dream pointed out, but he knew deep down that I definitely could make him sleep on the couch if I wanted to. It was just a fact.
"Plus." He added on, glancing at his phone. "It's almost four in the afternoon."
"Four in the afternoon?" I repeated, shocked that the day had just disappeared in front of me. "My God, it's almost time for me to go back to sleep."
"Seriously George? I swear you are asleep more than you are awake."
"Maybe I'd be awake more if there was someone… something fun to do." I pointed out, since once again this problem was someone else's fault. It was not my fault and it was offensive that that was even suggested.
"Would you stay awake more if you helped me make breakfast-dinner?" I asked.
"No." I scoffed, since I was many amazing things, but I was not a cook. I preferred to have my food handed to me on a silver platter, not have to make up the platter. Dream seemed to understand this as I clung to him, since if I wasn’t getting up then he wasn’t either. The blond tried to push me off but he was unsuccessful.
“George… aren’t you hungry?” He asked me, still attempting to squirm free as I hugged his waist. “You haven’t eaten since we had breakfast this morning.”
“We can order some food online.” I offered the suggestion. It was a good suggestion after all, I wanted to be able to continue to lay in this warm bed. Dream wasn’t having that though.
“You ordered food online for breakfast.” The blond reminded me. “You spent like one hundred dollars, remember?”
“And you can order food online for dinner.” It still didn’t help. He didn’t show much care to me and just shook his head.
Then however he grabbed his phone, and I perked up hopefully. Perhaps he was going to order us something. I wasn’t really minding what food we got; pizza, japanese, italian, indian, I wasn’t feeling too picky. I moved to lean on his shoulder wanting to see what he was getting for us, but much to my shock he was opening TikTok.
“What are you doing?” I asked him, watching as he went looking through his saved sounds, listening to everything that was there.
“I decided that since we are laying here I could make a TikTok. Show off my beautiful soulmate to the world.” He hummed happily and I gasped.
“No, don't do that!” I gasped, jumping out of the bed in an instant, pulling half of the sheets and blankets with me. Dream burst out laughing at my reaction. “Asshole!” I gasped. “I can’t believe that you would do that.”
“What’s wrong?” He asked innocently, tilting his head. “Can’t I show off my soulmate.”
“Not when your soulmate is a famous person!” I gasped, continuing to dart around whenever he pointed the camera in my direction.
“I’m sure it’ll be fine. I’m also a famous person.” He insisted.
When I continued to be annoyed he sighed. “So maybe it would be better if we went downstairs and made dinner. Then if we are cooking I can’t be filming videos of you to post on TikTok.” I groaned out, annoyed at how stubborn and persistent he was.
“Fine.” I groaned, moving over to the doorway.
The two of us moved downstairs, with me constantly reminding the blond that he was annoying and that I hated him. “You are the worst.” I added. “I wanted to stay in bed.”
“Yeah I know. I am truly a terrible human being.” He reassured my anger. “Now since I am such a terrible person I’m going to force you to help me cook dinner for our friends.”
We giggled at each other, but once we were down in the kitchen I had to remind him again ‘I hate you’. Dream’s hands moved to my waist and he pushed me against the wall for a kiss. My arms moved to wrap around his shoulders, and we pushed into each other.
“You are so hot.” He reminded me, his lips tracing against my cheek before moving to trap me in a make-out session. His tongue made it’s way into my mouth and I groaned around it as he explored. My fingers dug into the blond’s shoulders and I allowed him to have full control of what was happening.
Perhaps this would go further and we would have to return upstairs. That would mean that Dream would have to order food while we were otherwise occupied. I personally thought that it was worth it, but before we even had the time to think about that there was a knock on the door.
I gasped, my hands grabbing at my soulmate. “What should we do?” I whispered, worried about who could possibly be here at this time of the day. “Dream?”
“Calm down.” He whispered. “We’ll just go answer it.” I didn’t want to, I wasn’t in the mood to, but I gave a small nod and allowed him to walk over.
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FanfictionKarl and Sapnap are a pair of cupids, tasked with uniting human soulmates. After being given a pair of best friends they think the job will be easy. However these two best friends are idiots. Art by ItsALolbitShow Includes swearing and smut
