Ninjago Perfect Match Boyfriend Scenarios--Kai

Texting While You're Gone

HotHead: Greetings, O famous one.

Y/u: Kai, what are you up to?

HotHead: I am honored to be graced with your glorious presence.

Y/u: Okay, Kai, knock it off.

HotHead: Fair maiden, you wrong me! Why do you mistreat your gallant knight?

Y/u: Seriously, Kai, I mean it.

HotHead: Alas! I shall live in sorrow and die unfulfilled!

Y/u: This is Lloyd, isn't it?

HotHead: ...

HotHead: Darn. I was hoping you wouldn't figure it out so fast.

Y/u: Lloyd, give Kai his phone back right now or I'll tell him what you did.

HotHead: Okay! Okay! Sheesh!

HotHead: Say hi to b/f/n for me, okay?

Y/u: I MEAN IT.

HotHead: Hey, y/n. Lloyd found my phone.

Y/u: Hi, Kai. I know. He texted me.

HotHead: Yeah, I'm gonna get him for that later.

Y/u: Can you record it and send it to me? It's really boring without you.

HotHead: Oh, I see how it is. I knew you kept me around for something.

Y/u: Well, yeah. Who else has the weirdest hair on the planet for me to make fun of?

HotHead: Yeah, well, who's supposed to make amazing music for me? And my hair is not weird!

Y/u: Oh, I see how it is.

HotHead: Seriously, though, I miss you.

Y/u: Tell me about it. I can't wait to get back home.

HotHead: I'll be waiting for you.

Y/u: Oops, I've gotta go. I'm on in ten minutes. Tell Lloyd b/f/n says hi.

HotHead: Got it. Love you, y/n.

Y/u: I love you too, Kai.