Life With Him (Modern SasuSaku Fanfic)

Chapter 36

Sakura's pov

Today's Shitty McShitpant's wedding. And I don't really know much about Sasuke's plan, but, I know Naruto, Ino, Sai and Kiba are in.

**knock knock**

"Come in", I said applying pink lip gloss.

I'm wearing a black knee length gown with white running shoes and I tied my hair in a bun with fruit accessories. Just like we planned.

"You don't have to look beautiful for your ex's wedding", Sasuke said standing beside me.
"Is that another complement Uchiha?", I asked standing from my make up table.
"Heck no. You look like your puberty ended in grade school", he said folding his arms.

Sasuke wore black sweat pants and a white shirt with a black vest and grey running shoes.
You might be wondering why we're all dressing goofy. But it's part of the plan.

"Baka", I said punching his arm.
"Hey forehead, you ready?", Ino asked coming in.
"Oh my gosh. My baby's all grown up and pretty", she said walking towards me with fake tears.

Ino wore a black jumpsuit and a tiara with yellow boots.

"Enough Ino. What kind of child did you expect when we agreed to get married?", Sai said in a deep fatherly voice as he walked in.
Ino and I giggled at him.

Sai wore black shorts and a tank top with a black leather jacket and a tie. And black office wear shoes.

"We are gathered here today to celebrate the joining of chaos and catastrophe", Naruto said coming in.

He wore black shorts also with a black long sleeved turtle neck and pink running shoes.

"Okay okay guys", I said giggling.
"Out of my room", I said sternly pointing to the door.
"What up y'all", Kiba said walking in.

Kiba wore a black tutu? With black ballet shoes and a kings crown.

As if Ino, Naruto and I had the same mind.
"All hail the goofy lord", we said in a worshipping pose.

"Alright, we're all set. To the bat mobile", Sai said with a heroic voice and pose.

On our way to the venue, Ino explained the plan in full detail.

**The wedding hall**

A bouncer was at the entrance asking for invitations. Shino gave me two but we made duplicates.
"Invi-tations?", the bouncer asked confused as we stood in front of him.
"Look here. We were told that the dress code was semi-formal. So what you looking at?", Naruto said.
"I...uh...but", he started.

"No 'I-uh-but' nothing. We have invitations here and there's nothing you can do about it. Besides these three men you see here are the best men", Ino said.

"What about that guy?", he asked pointing at Kiba.
"He's the priest", Ino said cooly while smirking.
....

"I can't believe that worked", I said as we sneaked to the back of the altar.
"Last minute practice?", I asked.
"Seems like they really do practice for weddings", Ino said as we peeked through the curtains to see the best men and priest on the podium.

"Hey guys", Ino called them.
"Us?", one of them asked.
"Yeah, you guys and the priest", Ino said.
They walked towards us.
"I've got a problem..", Ino said.
"So?", the same guy asked as they came back stage.

Sasuke, Sai, Naruto and Kiba put them in bags.

"..With you guys", Ino continued as they dragged them to the dumpster at the back.
.....

"all done", Ino said as she was done applying make up to Kiba's face to make him look old.

"Let's go wreck this wedding", Naruto said.

......

All the guest had finally arrived and everyone took their seats. We sat in the front row while Kiba sat on a stool on the altar.
We didn't want to get caught by Shino, so we had Ino make us up.

I wore black shades and a grey old lady wig.

Sasuke had his duck butt hair down with gel. And reading glasses.

Ino tied her hair in a bun and wore round spectacles.

Kiba was dressed like the priest but still had his tutu, shoes and crown on.

Sai had his hair in a bowl cut and got tattoos like kiba.

Naruto wore black shades and a stick like a blind dude.
.......

The song played as the bride walked to the altar.

"Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb....", the gang and I, except Sasuke, sang along like it rhymed with the song playing.

We received a lot of stares, but not as much as the 'priest' who was crumping to our off-key voices.

"Dearly beloved, we are
gathered her today to...",Kiba started.

"That's my son", I said standing up and pointing to Shino.
"We know mam. we're so proud of you", Kiba said.
"That's a lie! He's my son", Shino's mother claimed.
"You look nothing like him", Kiba said.
"Yeah, you don't", I said.
"But he looks like me", Shino's father said standing up.
"We can have a DNA test. I'm a part time doctor", Kiba said.

"No thanks", Shino's mother said angrily.
"How dare you talk to my brother like that?", Naruto shot up.
"Yeah, how dare you?", I said.
"Shut up hooligan", his father said.

I gasped and held my hands to my chest as if i was offended.
I am loving this.

"How dare you talk to my wife like that", Sasuke asked also standing up.
"ENOUGH!", Shino yelled.
"Whatever", I said as we all sat down.

"And where are my best men?", Shino asked holding the bridge of his nose.

"Troublesome", Naruto, Sai, and Sasuke said walking towards the altar.

"Ow...dammit", Shino said holding onto his shin as Naruto hit his leg with his stick.
"Sorry, didnt *giggle* see you there", he apologized.
The three stood there.
"You guys aren't my best men", he said.
"Fine", the three said then rearranged their standing positions.
"What?", he asked.
"Take it or leave it man", Kiba said.

"Where was I? Ahem....
we are gathered here
today to join Akio and
Shido in holy maternity.
Who ever isn't damn
satisfied, speak now or
forever hold your piece...of cake",
He continued.

"It's Akiru and Shino", Shino corrected.
"Aki-what and Shio?", Kiba asked.
"A-ki-ru and Shi-no", he said.

"I didn't name you that", I said standing up.
"Don't you dare start", Shino said pointing at me.

"Who wants cake?", Ino asked.
Most people raised their hands.
She left then came back with a five layered cake.
"Ready to go?", Sasuke asked behind me.
"Why? they haven't cut the cake yet", I said.
"Let's get going now",Kiba said kind of uneasy.
"Why?", I asked again.
"Just....", Ino started before Sasuke grabbed my hand and we all walked to the exit.

"KABOOM!!!",the cake exploded as Shino was about to cut it with the knife.
"Oh, that's what you meant when you emphasized on the blast yesterday", I said. Sasuke smirked. The others laughed.
"And just so you know....I object!", I yelled before we left.

It wasn't long before we had a few bouncers chasing us.
We all ran in this position;

Kiba-Sasuke-Me-Ino-Sai-Naruto

At some point it felt like we had a slow-mo moment and I looked to my right then my left and I was like
"I love you guys!", Kung fu panda style.