Life With Him (Modern SasuSaku Fanfic)

Chapter 32

Sakura's pov

"...and I got tackled again for the twentieth time that day. That'll be the last time I'd ever try out for any sporting activity", I said while Sasuke chuckled.
  "I'm awesome, I know", I said
"You think so, but no", he said.
"Hey! I can make you laugh can't I?", I asked.
"That isn't really something to be proud of", he replied.
"To me it is. Look, look, look...it's a whale", I said pointing to a fat guy.
"That isn't funny", he said.
"To me it is. Imagine my head on his body", I said as Sasuke stared a bit while squinting his eyes.
"See it?", I asked.
"Ahem. Still not funny", he said.
"Okay, okay. We're almost home but first", I said then left.
"Were are you.."
"Two vanilla please", I said.
"Cone or cup?", the ice cream man asked.
"Cone. And make it three", I replied.
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  "Sasuke!", I called out with the ice cream.
  "Here", I said handing him one but he just stared at me.
"Hohoho", I said.
  "And what are you supposed to be?", he asked taking his cone from me.
   "Well, I'm unicorn santa. And I poop butterflies", I replied.
I placed an ice cream cone on my forehead and smudged the other on my chin. Then I got a long rope with butterfly designs and tied it at the back of my belt.
  "Again. Not funny", he said licking his ice cream.
"I give up. I even got ice cream on my forehead for you", I said.
"I didn't ask you to, did I?", he asked.
"*sigh* whatever. Oh, how about ramen for dinner?", I asked.
"Hn", he replied.
"Alright, let's g..."

Sasuke's pov

"Alright, let's g...", she she said before hitting the pole of a streetlight.
  "OH KAMI KAMI KAMI KAMI KAMI!!!", she yelled holding her forehead and rolling on the ground.
Like that wasn't enough, the lamp holder from the streetlight fell and landed on someone's car.
  "Shit, my car!", the guy yelled as he flung his keys away out of frustration.
"Ow, my head!", a little girl cried as the keys hit her on her head.
"Oh, my little princess. Mommy's coming", a woman said walking from a shoe store as she was trying on her probably new shoes, but tripped and stepped on some broken glass from the lamp holder.
  "Cheese and crackers! My feet!", she yelled.

After seeing the chaos radish created, I looked back at her still rolling on the ground.
"*sigh* I need some ice", she said as she stopped rolling and decided to get up.

Sakura's pov

"*sigh* I need some ice", I said recovering from my accident.
"Sasuke, can we stop by the....", I stopped as I couldn't help but notice that Sasuke was laughing extremely hard.
  "What's so funny?", I asked.
He pointed to a group of people. A little girl crying, a woman cursing, and a man...weeping?
  "What's with them?", I asked.
"Hn. You caused this", he said in his usual cold state and continued walking.
  "Wait up", I said after snapping out of my thoughts.

'Finally, we're home. I thought I'd never make it', inner said.
'You didn't do anything', I said.
'Hey, I did more than you think I can do', she said.
'Like what?', I asked.
'Oh, Sasuke's waiting for you on the porch. You're with the key', she said.
  'Hm'

"How much slower can you keep walking?", he asked.
"Sorry", I replied running to the door.
"Hn"
"Home sweet home", I said.
"Hn. I need to check my car", he said.
"Yeah, let's go together", I said
"Why?", he asked
"Because I have to check up on mine too", I said walking to the door that leads to the garage.

  'Awwn. Look. Both your cars look so adorable together', inner said.
'Hey'
'What? You're thinking the same thing too'

"Are you going to keep staring or what?", Sasuke asked from behind.
"Oh, sorry", I said moving towards my car. He got into his, checked some stuff and started the engine.

'*sniff*'
'What now?', I asked
'He's so cute when he's in his car. I'm sure you don't know how to check out your car like that'
'I do too'

And with that, I started the car and set it on reverse like the stupid idiot I am.
  After realizing what I did, I stopped the car getting ready to see the scratches I got on it.
  "Nothing?", I asked. Then found out the garage door was up.
"When you're done being a fool, you can come inside", he said as he tossed the remote for the garage gate to me.
   That was close.

Sasuke's pov

I've got the sudden urge to check what's on TV. It's been something that always happened since I was a kid.
  So, I put it on and of course, my favorite show is on. Hm, those days.

Sakura's pov

Alright. That's over, now to go have a shower.
Oh My God. Of all the funny things I've ever seen or experienced like the cat videos I always watch on the Internet, and the way my life was when I was little, this is the funniest.
  I have to capture this moment....then post it online.
I'm not evil. It's just me ^-^.

A/N; what was Sasuke doing, you might ask.
  WELL, ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. Till the next chapter ^-^