NinjaGo - Ghost & Sky Pirate OneShots

How Does That Work? | Morro X Reader

You looked at Morro and asked curiously, "How exactly do ghosts work if they can't touch liquid?"

"Well, it's complicated. But in a nutshell, every liquid we produce— pee, spit, semen, blood, you get the idea— isn't quite liquid. It's more of a slimy ectoplasm."

"So you pee slime?"

"Yep."

"That's gross."

"Yeah, but you get used to it after awhile."

"What else about you guys is just plain weird?"

"It's only weird if you make it weird," Morro shrugged. "But, we all have fangs and forked tongues." He then smiled, baring a set of six razor sharp fangs, with four on the top and two on the bottom. "Our pupils become slitted like a cat or snake if we feel angry or threatened, and we all have retractable claws." He then held out his hand, and five razor sharp claws unsheathed. To demonstrate exactly how dangerous they were, Morro grabbed a piece of paper, held it up with one hand, and slashed at it with the other. Six strips of paper fell to the floor, each with a perfectly cut edge.

"Woah."

"And we make weird noises, too."

"Like...?"

"We hiss, purr, and growl."

"Purr?"

"Don't even try, I never purr."

You reached up and ran your fingers down through his hair, and rubbed his collarbone. You must've hit a sensitive spot, as he closed his eyes and smiled. You kissed him on the cheek lightly, and put your other arm around his neck. He sat down onto his bed, and you pulled his shirt off, beginning to rub his chest.

You then started to hear a faint purr coming from Morro. It sounded like a cat's purr. You kissed his lips softly, and the sound grew louder.

"Did it," you said softly and playfully.

"You win this time, Y/N."