NinjaGo - Ghost & Sky Pirate OneShots

Day of the Departed Special One - Kozu X Reader

Ancient language my ass. Let's use Latin instead, shall we?

The way you saw it, there were three possibilities.

"One, you're here to kill me. Two, you're here to annoy me. Three, you're here to ask me out on a date." You turned around to see Kozu, blushing and holding a rose in one hand. Cliche.

Kozu swore in his native tongue before saying, "Y-yes..."

"Which one? One, two, or three?"

"Th-three."

"Oh, damn. I had a knife ready and everything."

"Not that a knife can hurt a stone warrior," Kozu said.

"What about this?" you asked, grabbing a pickaxe.

"No no! No need for that!" Kozu said nervously and defensively.

"That's what I thought."

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Kozu had taken you to the park. Again, cliche.

"Te valde amo..." Kozu said in his Ancient Language.

"I don't speak rock, what does that mean?"

"I-I really like you..."

"Oh..." you said softly. "Okay."

"And I was wondering... C-can I... et deosculer te?"

"I don't know what that means."

"M-may I... K-kiss you...?"

You giggled. He really was awkward, wasn't he? You looked at his green eyes and said, "You're so awkward, it's adorable."

He blushed hard, and you took the mask part of his helmet off. His blush only got worse when you pressed your lips to his sweetly. Kozu closed his eyes, and kissed back. You took the rest of his helmet off, and ran your fingers through his black hair. Two of his arms were around your waist, and the other two were on your hips. Yours drifted to his shoulders as the two of you kissed heatedly. You pulled away for air, and he smiled and blushed. You giggled, and pecked his cheek.

"Aaaand got it ALL on video!" The two of you looked over and saw Cryptor pocketing his phone.

"EGO COGITAVI UT OCCIDEREM TE, PERFIDE!" Kozu yelled.

Something told you (and it may just have been the author) that that translated to, "I AM GOING TO KILL YOU, YOU BASTARD!"