NinjaGo - Ghost & Sky Pirate OneShots

Day of the Departed Special Two - Cryptor X Reader (Lemon)

Happy 69th chapter everyone!

THAT. FREAKING. TOASTER.

HE WILL PAY.

You looked through your text messages, yelling that mentally. Cryptor had been sending you all sorts of annoying and cliche and bad pickup lines.

"If me = 6 and you = nine, then me + you = 69."

You rolled your eyes.

"Technically, if that was true, you + me = 15."

"Darn. How about I'm 60 and you're 9? 😏"

"No. Fuck off."

"Come on, Y/N, I know you want me."

"No. How do robots even get horny?"

"I don't know, maybe you could be the first to find out."

You simply blocked his contact.

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"Psst..." A metallic voice startled you in your sleep. "Y/N."

"What the fuck?! How did you get into my house?!"

"I opened the door."

"How did you get the key?!"

"Under the doormat is a very cliche and overused place to keep a key, Y/N."

You groaned. "What do you want?"

"You know what I want..."

"I'm not sucking your robo-cock, if that's what you're implying."

"But my robo-cock is very hard," he said, lowering his voice into a seductive purr. You looked down, and sure enough, he had a large bulge in his pants.

Without warning, a pair of metallic lips pressed against yours. You had to admit, his robot voice was pretty hot.

His gleaming red irises send shivers down your spine as he pulled your shirt off, cooing some seducing words into your ear.

"My, my, Y/N... You are so hot..." The words rolled off his robotic tongue, making you moan softly.

He pulled your jeans and underpants off before unclasping your bra and playing with your breasts. You moaned again.

You pulled his pants and shirt off, staring at the bulge in his lower region. You pulled his undergarments off, revealing his 8-inch erection. You ran your finger down the metal appendage, receiving a metallic moan off of him.

Cryptor wasted no time in pressing the tip against your entrance. He pushed it in slowly, and gently.

"Cryptor..."

"Y/N..."

You both melted into the pleasure you were giving each other, and fell into bliss. Your climaxes came soon, and you both fell asleep beside each other, dreaming peacefully.