The Nerd Introduced to the Jocks Parents (In Editing)

Chapter 11- Love, War and Raw Dogs?

Dedication goes to the Ever-Amazing KevinaOyatedor, For her comment on previous chapters, and her frequent votes:D Thank you so much!! It means the world. And for being so amazing, to vote on my little sisters poetry, The votes on hers, mean more to me then they do on here, so thanks:D

So sorry about the wait (Though I'm not sure if it was longer than usual) But it felt longer so this is part 1 of my First ever Duel Update:D
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Chapter 11- Love, War and Raw Dogs?

I laid down in a huff, Payson and Bud had just left, and my closet was now piled with all my posters, my music sheets, my clothes, and not to mention, anything that made me look like anything other than a nerd...

I looked around my rather extravagant room. I had a canopy bed, with red and black zebra design, and my black desk on the other wall, and white drape curtains. The floor was made of wood, but had two large rugs on either side of my bed. And one small one at the foot of my bed.

I heard the doorbell ring, and threw myself off the bed, but stopped short, at the sound of Nana's voice.

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Nana opened the door, and Tyler stood there staring at her. Overweight or not, Nana was still pretty. Tyler gulped.

"Well, how did Ella land herself, such a sexy man." Nana purred, and I almost burst in laughter.

"Um, are you Ella's mom?" Tyler asked uneasily

"Do you want me to be? Is that what your into?" She asked, her voice husky. And I kept put my fist in my mouth to stop the bubble of laughter. 

"Um, I..I don't... I don't know." Tyler stuttered his eyes wide in disbelief.

"Well, are you nervous?" She asked, in mock concern.

"Just a little uncomfortable ma'am" He replied.

"Well, If my clothes are making you cuncomfortable, I can take them off SugarPlum" She said lustily. And I prayed my laughter went by unheard.

"Um, Is Ella here?"

"Oh yes Honey, but remember if she isn't enough for you, I'm right downstairs, to add a little cushion for your pushing." She said darkly. I almost choked.

"Um..."

"Don't worry, I am her Nana, not her mother. So its not so awkward." She said. Tyler grew terrified, I knew Nana wasn't going to stop. "And I know how to please..."

I  cut her off, running in the room, and grabbing Tyler by the hand. Pulling him past Nana. "Come on Jock-Strap. I love you Nana, We will be upstairs." I said, and Nana smirked, her humor almost touchable.

"If you need any condoms, They are in my room. I have plenty" She moaned the word, plenty, at Tyler. Who freaked. I smirked.

"No thanks Nana, You know that I want a little baby of my own." I said in fake hurt. "How could you forget? If you really wanted in Tyler's pants, you could have waited. He was naturally selected, to father MY child. So I will have a strong offspring." I wailed at her. Tyler, looked like he was going to be sick.

That was all it took, for me and Nana to fall in fits of laughter. Literally on the floor clutching our stomachs and choking on our laughs. Tyler looked like he was ready to bolt.

Me and Nana picked ourselves up.

"Tyler, this is Nana, and she was only teasing you. She is into older men, so don't freak out. And I don't want you to father my baby. We were just playing with you." I explained, and to prove my point Nana smiled brightly. And Less, well she looked less like a horny cougar.

"Oh thank god!" Tyler exclaimed, his shoulders sagging in relief. "I was kind of scared, I was going to be tied to you basement." He said seriously, I chuckled.

"You kinky bastard" I remarked, and to my utter shock.. He blushed!! Like full on rosy cheeks.

"Awe come on big bad Blushing Jock... Lets got discuss the agreement." I said, grabbing his hand and hauling him upstairs, However he stopped short at my room.

"So this is the Nerd room?" The thing that bothered me, was he wasn't teasing me. Just stated it. I huffed. "This is were she dose her homework." He gushed, rushing to my desk.

"And this is wear she sleeps" He said running and jumping on my bed. I chuckled. Even if he was teasing, he was cute.. Wait? What? Snap the hell out of it Ella!

Tyler groaned, and seemed to melt into my bed.

"Football practice was terrible, your bed is like a cloud." He sighed.

"Yea if only it was a cloud so you could fall through it." I remarked dryly. He glared at me. "What do you want to talk about?" I snapped. All of a sudden annoyed.

"Oh fella, I love you talk dirty, and angry at me!" He moaned loudly. I blushed scarlet, and groaned.

"Well, I will tell you, but I need something" He said, and I raised my brow at him.

"What would that be?" I asked

"A sandwich, go make me one. While, I go to the bathroom." With that he lunged off my bed, and walked into my bathroom. The door had been open, now slammed shut. I pulled my phone out, and quickly texted Payson.