Ash's Dark Past *DISCONTINUED*

Bloopers (Third person PoV)

Chapter: The King puts out a fire
Ash and Onikage: *jump through the ring of fire and land on their sides. Onikage gets up and Ash doesn't*
Onikage: "Ash!" *goes to run towards Ash, but trips and falls*
Country: *whispers from off camera* Onikage, get up!
(Onikage and Ash are laughing their heads off on the ground) Ugh. Take two!
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Onikage: Ash! *runs and slides up to Ash, accidentally jabbing him in the back with his knee*
Ash: Ouch!
Onikage: Sorry! Sor-OW! (An ember was on his glove, which caused his hand to start lighting on fire) PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!!!
Country: *douses Onikage in a bucket of water* NOPE! NOT TODAY!
Onikage: *impersonates the Wicked Witch of the West* I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world, what a world! *lays down on the ground, completely covered in water, pretending to be dead*
Ash: Onikage, you okay? *holding back laughter*
Onikage: *gives him a thumbs up* I'm good. (Kyle walks up and pulls Onikage off the ground)
Kyle: get up, you lazy butt. You're gonna get your clothes wrecked for the scene!
Onikage: *looks down and realizes how drenched he was* whoops.
Country: *glares at Onikage*
Onikage: *turns around to see Country's furious look* Should I run?
Kyle: *nods*
Ash: Umm, yeah
Onikage: K then, bye! *waves and bolts, followed by Country*
Country: GET BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE SPONGE AND DRY YOURSELF OFF!!!!
Everyone else: *laughs hysterically at how enraged Country was about Onikage's clothes being drenched, even though it was her fault*
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Chapter: Mending a Broken Soul
Calem: Nice to meet you. I'm Calem.
Serena: (annoyed) nice to meet you, Caleb, I forgot the line.
Everyone: *takes a second to realize what she said, then bursts of laughter are heard*
Country: *still laughing* okay, pause.
Serena: *acting like she didn't do anything* what? That wasn't the line? *smirks*
Country: *starts to calm down* alright, let's try that again.
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(Serena and Ash are running and Serena tackles Ash to the ground. They land with a thud)
Ash: Owwww. *crew starts snickering*
Serena: oh my arceus I'm so sorry *Ash and Serena make eye contact and burst into laughter, along with some other crew members*
Country: Okay then, I'm tempted to keep that in the story, but Ash said Ow, so we can't. MOVING ON!
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Chapter: Return of a Sin
Kyle: *jumps out of bed* Yeheaah!!! *pauses, then breaks character* Dang it, Onikage!!
Onikage: what?
Kyle: I just woke up the entire Pokémon Center
Onikage: *realizes he forgot to cover Kyle's mouth* Oh. Heheh. Sorry. (Kyle then smacks Onikage upside his head while people off camera start laughing)
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Kyle: Shoot. I forgot to tell you. (He grabs the clock next to him that's supposed to read 5:23, but it reads 7:23) your clock's two hours fast. *laughs*
Onikage: umm, tch, Kyle?
Kyle: *abruptly stops laughing* 'sup?
Onikage: *holding back laughter* (as he points to the clock, Kyle gives him a confused look, then glances at the time on the clock. Country does the same as Onikage let's out his laughter) Oh my- Are you kidding me right now?! *flops backwards onto the bed* (Onikage is laughing on the floor while Country tries to figure out who set both clocks the same. Kyle smirks and grunts as he pulls himself off the bed)
Country: Okay, who set both clocks the same?
Crew member: Calem told me to set both clocks to 7:23 instead of just one.
Country: and you listened to him?!
Crew member: well, he said you told him to tell me that.
Calem: *laughing hysterically in Teh corner* hahaha! Yup! Hahahahaha!
Country: CALEM I SWEAR TO ARCEUS!! *chucks her Megaphone at him*
Calem: *dodges the megaphone* missed me!
Country: *charging towards Calem* No I didn't! *tackles Calem*
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Chapter: the Evil King
Darkrai: People of Kalos, I am Darkrai, the King of the Evil Demons. I have come to take a certain soul. *looks at Ash* You. (smoke appears and another smoke cloud appears in front of Ash, however, Darkrai wasn't there. Darkrai is dangling in the air by his wire-flying wires that had him swaying back and forth as he was in the air) Seriously? *laughter in his tone* are you seriously kidding me right now? *laughing, along with everyone else*
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Chapter: Feverish
Serena: N-No... A-Ash... N-No... Ash, y-you better o-open those eyes of y-yours r-right n-now! Do you he-hear me?! Ash, th-this isn't f-funny. Wake up! *sobs into Ash's chest* ASH NOO!!
Ash: *waits a few seconds then jumps up* MASTER DARKRAI WILL NEVER HAVE MY SOUL!!!!! (Kudos to @TheKillerOfCookies for that idea)
Serena, Onikage, and Kyle: (they all start laughing with the tears still on their faces along with Ash and Country)
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Chapter: Frozen Touch and Night Terrors
Dark/ Onikage: I'll... I'LL KILL YOU (Onikage tackles Ash. The two roll to the edge of the set. Onikage sits on top of Ash, while Ash has a terrified look on his face. He has no idea what's happening due to the fact that this wasn't in the script. Onikage has his "claws" in a position that looked like he was about to scratch Ash's face, but instead, he pecked Ash's nose and laughed)
Ash: What in the name of Arceus, Onikage? (At this point, Onikage is rolling on the floor, laughing) (I know I just started a shipping moment, but I don't care it was funny)
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A/N: Hey guys! So I thought it would be fun to create a little blooper-like chapter and see how y'all liked it. Also, I just released a new Horror story a few days ago. Warning, it is PG 13 due to some of the language I'll be using in it, but if y'all are interested in getting chills down your spine, then this'll be a good one for you!
Anywho, that's all I gotta say for now. Hope y'all enjoyed some bloopers, and comment if y'all would like some more in the future! Next chapter will be out by Thursday the latest. Byeee!
~Country