i'm packed off to a boarding school in the middle of nowhere...oh and i dont think they're humans

i'm packed off to a boarding school in the middle of nowhere..oh and I don't think they're humans~27

I'm packed off to a boarding school in the middle of nowhere...oh and I don't think they're human~27~

Recap from Part 26

"Shame on you. Fancy you saying 'I' so many times," Tall-ty glared at him and he looked down. "Anyone else wants to try?"

I answered. "In sex there are many positions to try out."

"Good, at least your answer is better than what I had expected. And what positions do you know of?"

Annoyed at his interrogation, I snapped, "If you don't know any positions then I suggest you go hire whores or bitches to teach you. They'll be so willing. Or are you still a 30+ year old virgin?"

Tall-ty ignored me again. Then, he started his lesson at an alarmingly slow pace.

Part 27

Tallty took his own sweet time dimming the lights and he walked back to the table very slowly. Irritated, I barked, "Mr Tall, you're not as old as you look right? Hurry up and move your ass!"

"I," Tallty exclaimed, "am the teacher. I, am older than you. I , am stronger and faster than you. And I, don't take orders from a little girl."

"Teachers should be older than students, so that's why we call them teachers. You are an adult, so by right you should be stronger and faster than me. And the last time I checked, I'm not a little girl anymore, I'm a teen! Are you jealous because you're 'so old'? Or are you tired of being a guy and wishes to have a sex operation? Don't ever think of asking me for money for your fanciful operation. Not to mention plastic surgery too."

The class gave a round of applause. Nick slapped me back softly. "Great job, Chris. Show him you rock, girl!" As if Tallty's face could get any more redder than now, and to me, he looked like a fully ripened tomato.

"Be careful when you're walking around the cafeteria and the kitchen, Mr Tall. You'll never know when someone might mistake you for a walking tomato and wash you and chop you into little pieces, then place those little pieces of you into burgers," I added happily. "Tomatoes tastes nice too, so don't destroy the quality of original tomatoes. Hopefully you taste like a normal tomato."

Ignoring my comments have become part of Tallty's life. He carried on the lesson without replying me.

"Okay. Now, we have a situation like this. If a vampire girl have sex with a vampire boy, what would happen?" Tallty asked the class.

I raised up my hands as I asked a question. "Why are you asking about vampires? We're humans!" Most of the students in class murmured their agreements.

"That, girl, is because you all are still young and stupid, and have no idea that you all are potential vampires. In fact, I am one, as are those extra helpers sitting around the girl. You all are vampires too, only that you all haven't completed your transformation as you all are too young and we have no wish to nurture rowdy vampires. We would keep track of your behavior and decide whether or not to let you complete your transformation at the end of this year. Don't bother asking your seniors how on earth did they complete their transformation, their lips are tightly sealed," Tallty sneered at me triumphantly.

We...are vampires? No freaking way!

"As much as I would not like to tell you this, I think you should know that you are in danger of not qualifying for the completion because of your bad behavior. And if you don't stop holding your tongue back, I'll kick you off the team," he added wickedly.

"So be it. I don't give a damn," I shrugged. "But remember, if I'm off the team, Aldrin is, too. It's a package deal. Short and sweet. What do you think? What would the headmaster do to you if Aldrin's off the team? Maybe...he can fire you? Kill you? I don't know. I'll leave you to think of the consequences."

"Okay, class, back to my main point. If a vampire girl have sex with a vampire boy, what would happen?"

Sam answered enthusiastically. "They only have sex, nothing else. The female won't get pregnant, even when they're born, unless they take birth pills, just like the opposite of what humans do. They take birth control pills to prevent getting pregnant, and our situations are completely opposite."

"Then what if they have sex at a very young age? Let's say, thirteen years old?"

"Nothing would happen. We do not have the 'underage' law as humans have."

This is completely so cool. And apparently, someone agrees with me, because just then one guy sitting not so far away shouted at Tallty, "So we don't have to waste money on condoms and we don't have to waste time putting them on too? This is heaven!"

"Yes, and I don't appreciate you shouting at me."

I snickered and shouted at Tallty. "This is freedom of speech!"

"Shame on you. Back to the topic, Nick, let me ask you, are there any sexual diseases that can be spread from one vampire to another during sex?"

"No. We don't have any diseases."

I couldn't imagine how long would the two hours be. "Mr Tall, I suppose you are trying to inch towards the topic of sex positions through all these questions right? I suggest you just start that topic straightaway, seeing how excited you are of this topic."

"Could you please don't rush me? I go along my own pace. And my interest for this topic is not for you to fuss over with," Tallty went over to his laptop.

"Oh, so you're admitting that you're interested? Surprise, surprise, class!" I squealed. "He's got the not really 'good guy' face, but underneath that mask he's actually a pervert!"

"HELL YEAH!" Everyone cheered.

"Order, class!" Tallty slammed his palm on the desk repeatedly, trying to calm us down but to no avail.

Just outside the classroom, a bell sounded, signaling the end of this class. I couldn't believe it. Did two hours just pass that quickly?

"Let's go," Blake stood up immediately and held out his hand to me. "We've got a date up next." He winked at me.

Zelda and the others laughed and left, flowing with the stream of students piling out of he classroom, leaving Tallty, Blake, and I in the classroom.

When Blake and I were about to leave through the door, Tallty spoke behind us. "Don't be too smug."