Virgil, in math class: *whispers to Logan* How high is this building?
Logan: *whispers* About 3 and a half stories high.
Virgil: *whispers* Thanks. *raises hand* Can I go to the bathroom?
Logan: Virgil, nO-
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Roman: Why can't anything go right?!
Patton: If something doesn't go right, go left!
Patton: *bumps into a door*
(A/N: this actually happened, I'm not kidding.)
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Virgil, on school bus: Roman? *grabs Roman's face*
Roman: *blushes* Y-yes?
Virgil: *covers sunlight from window with Roman's head* There, thanks.
Roman: *twitch*
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Patton: *on the verge of tears*
Logan: What's wrong? Did someone do this? Do I have to kill someone?
Patton: *sniff* I left my art kit at home.
Logan: Really?
(A/N: No joke, I left my art kit in English class and I cried.)
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And I'm done! What'd you think? It's my first crack book. ~ Star
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Sanders Sides Cracks
RandomThese are either real situations that happened to me or things that popped in my head. Cover is not mine. Warning: Swearing Dirty humor Sex jokes Tread lightly
