Remus: [kicks open the front door] WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?!
Deceit, from the couch: Why do you have my phone-
Remus, flipping him off: FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY-
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Roman: Remus...
Remus: Roman...
Roman: Why do we bother to say?
Remus: Why are we running away?
Roman: Don't you feel like severing?
Remus: Everything's just come together at last!
Roman: It's broken, I don't want to play...
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Roman: Fill our glass,
Remus: Let's drink a toast!
Roman: This is our birthday...
Remus: So why are we weeping...?
Roman: At your side.
Remus: I feel like a ghost...
Roman: I wake up first.
Remus: And I stare at you sleeping...
(A/N: Imma stop before this gets too angsty-)
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Roman: Did you snap my laptop in half?
Remus: What goes around comes around.
Roman: Are you seriously still upset about that sandwich last week?!
Remus: That was the best sandwich I've ever made and you ate it like it was nothing!
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Patton: I know what Remus wants for Christmas, but what does Remus need?
Virgil: An attitude adjustment and a punch to the face.
Patton: [sigh]
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Patton: Come on Lo! I wasn't that drunk!
Logan, washing his face in the sink: You highlighted my entire face because you said I was important.
Patton, starting to cry: You are!
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Remus: Give me a V!
The sides: V!
Remus: Give me an O!
The sides: O!
Remus: Give me an R!
The sides: R!
Roman: I don't like where this is going-
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Remy: I'm stealing Deceit-
Remus: [kicks door down]
Remus: Bitch no he's mine-
Remy: nO I CALLED DIBS!
Remus: I CALLED DIBS YESTERDAY!
Remy: YOU CANT CALL DIBS ON A DIFFERENT DAY YOU MORON-
Deceit: Guys-
Virgil: [walks past]
Deceit: Virgil help me-
Virgil, stopping: Hmm... Nah. [Continues walking]
Deceit: vIRGIL-
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Roman: Some people say crypids don't exist.
Roman, opening his closet to reveal Remus: But I found this in my closet-
Remus: I like bread-
(A/N: Yeah, I'm throwing in tiktoks, what of it-)
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(A/N: Would anyone like some Trans!Roman-)
Roman: ... I am a man.
Logan, nodding: Yes, you are.
Roman, with tears threatening to spill: A manly man.
Logan: Correct.
Roman: A man that is manly.
Logan: Again, you are correct.
Roman:
Logan:
Logan: Do you need assistance-
Roman, binder halfway on with his head sticking out, crying: Please-
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Virgil: When's the brokest you've ever been?
Deceit: One time my card got declined on a single cup of ramen. The cashier looked at me and said "just take it dude."
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Sanders Sides Cracks
AcakThese are either real situations that happened to me or things that popped in my head. Cover is not mine. Warning: Swearing Dirty humor Sex jokes Tread lightly
