Logan: If you had ten cookies and someone took half of them away, what would they have?
Patton, in all seriousness: A broken hand.
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Virgil, sees Logan lying on the floor with a makeshift crown on his head: Uh, what happened?
Logan, not getting up: I've been crowned the king of Idiots.
Virgil, walking away while mumbling: Why did I even ask...
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At a beach house party:
Logan, drunk, looking up: Wow, the water's so blue today!
Virgil, sober: ... Logan, that's the sky.
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Roman: *internal screaming*
Virgil: *external screaming*
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Virgil: *uses OwO text to Logan*
Logan: Virgil no, stop.
Virgil: no fucc u uwu
(A/N: Once again, Virgil is a mood.)
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Deceit: Let me get this straight-
Roman: More like let me run this bi you.
Patton: Let's see how this pans out.
Logan: Let's ace-cess the situation.
Virgil: Let's hear the plan any-gay.
Remy: It can't make any les sence.
(A/N: I added a little more, are you proud me yet?)
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