Roman: What do you like most about someone?
Virgil: Their way of thinking.
Patton: Their personality.
Logan: Their heart.
Patton: Aw! Is it because they're kind, Logan?
Logan: No, without it they wouldn't be able to live.
Patton: Oh...
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Roman: *listening to Disney music*
Virgil: SHUT THAT SHIT OFF YOU'VE BEEN LISTENING TO IT NON STOP!
Roman: Why? I thought you liked Disney.
Virgil: I don't listen to it on end.
Roman: You should, embrace it.
Virgil: NO.
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Virgil: I-I'm not going...
Roman: Do you trust me?
Virgil: What?
Roman: Do you trust me?
Virgil: Yes... *realizes* If you start singing I'm going to punch you in the face.
Patton: Trust me, he will.
Roman: ... Okay...
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Virgil: Fuck.
Patton: LANGUAGE!
Virgi: English.
Roman: Spanish.
Logan: French.
Patton: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
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Roman: NO!
Virgil: WHY!
Patton: What happened to them?
Logan: We're going on a road trip and they have to share a room.
Roman: THE END IS NEAR!
Virgil: I'M DYING, THIS IS IT!
(A/N: Virgil is me.)
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Sanders Sides Cracks
RandomThese are either real situations that happened to me or things that popped in my head. Cover is not mine. Warning: Swearing Dirty humor Sex jokes Tread lightly
