A/N: So like, ego crossover anyone-
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Roman: OH MY GOD REMUS KIDNAPPED SOMEONE-
Remus, holding up a short man with a bowler hat and a mustache: Did not! I found him and he came willingly! His name is JJ and he is mine now.
JJ, sheepishly lifting his hands and signing: I got lost...
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Marvin, fiddling with his mask: Is it gay to like a guy and think his ass is nice in a spandex suit?
Patton: I'm not an expert but I think that's gay.
Roman, kicking his feet up as he crunches on chips: I'm an expert. That's gay.
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Logan: Where's Remus?
Patton: He said he went out with someone named Wilford!
Logan: Oh okay.
Logan, realizing who Wilford is: Wait-
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Thomas: Hey Jack?
Jack: Yeah?
Thomas: Uh, you might wanna hide Chase...
Jack: ...Why?
Thomas: 'Cause Patton's rising up and he's rising up fast-
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Anti: Have you ever just stabbed a tree because you're not allowed to stab people but it's your only way to cope with insane thoughts about hurting your family and you don't wanna do that again so you just settle for a tree?
Virgil:
Virgil: Are you okay-
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Roman, getting up: I'm gonna go check on Remus-
Host: The Host would like to inform Roman that if he wishes to check on his brother he might be bashed over the head with a just sharpened mourning star so the Host suggests Roman stays on the couch.
Roman, sitting back down: Or not-
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Patton: Roman, you okay?
Roman, smiling: Yeah, I'm perfectly fine!
Host and Deceit, at the same time: [raises eyebrow knowingly]
(A/N: Why the fuck you lyin-)
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Dark: I don't get why Mark wants to collaborate with Thomas, it's distracting him from the pla-
Patton: Hello! I'm Patton! Wow, sir, I love your suit!
Logan: [reading a book silently and momentarily looks up to nod respectfully at Dark]
Virgil: [salutes Dark awkwardly]
Roman: [bows before Dark] A true gentleman, I see.
Dark:
Remus: [appears] BUTTHOLES!
Dark: I knew it was too good to be true.
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Remus: [stumbles into the living room when the egos are there]
Remus: Guys I've just thought of something amazing!
All the sides + Thomas: No.
Mark: Well, that's not nice. Why not hear him at least?
Thomas: Do you know who that is?
Mark: No...?
Thomas: Oh that explains it-
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Merry Bitchmas part 2 ~ Jay
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