Logan: ROMAN WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Roman, frustrated crying: MY BEST.
(A/N: My boy just wants some love.)
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Virgil: *stares silently at a random dude trying to flirt with Patton*
Logan: You've been awfully quiet, Virgil.
Virgil: No one plans murder out loud, Logan.
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Roman: *gives Virgil an extra blanket*
Virgil: Roman, y-you don't have-
Roman: Yes, I do. You're shivering damnit. Let me love you-
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Deceit: REMYYYY!
Remy, runs in with a baseball bat and his sunglasses crooked: Where's the bitch ass intruder?!
Deceit: I'm bored.
Remy, while dropping the bat and goaning: FUCKING HELL-
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Shopping Shenanigans:
Logan: Patton put the sweets down.
Patton, with arms full of candy: *whining*
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Logan: Roman take that out of the cart!
Roman, picking up the toys from the cart: *grumbling*
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Logan: What are you doing with all that tape?!
Virgil, pushing a cart that's full of duct tape: I'm trying to tape my life back together.
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Logan: Deceit put the hats back.
Deceit, wearing a stack of hats: *hisses*
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Deceit: Stop trying to come rescue me!! I can stand up for myself!
Remy: Sweetie we all know you got shit self defense skills.
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Roman: Hey Virge? Can I borrow Pat for a sec-
Virgil, wrapped around Patton like a koala: *hisses*
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Sanders Sides Cracks
RandomThese are either real situations that happened to me or things that popped in my head. Cover is not mine. Warning: Swearing Dirty humor Sex jokes Tread lightly
