Roman, to Virgil: Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you said that was gay.
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Patton: [goes to hug Virgil]
Virgil: [hisses]
Patton: I will hug you! You will like it!
Virgil: [hisses louder]
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Logan: I'm a stone cold type of man and I have never felt an emotion in my life.
Patton, smiling: Hello Mister Logan! I hope you're having a good day!
Logan, flushed: I'm... A stone co- cold... Type of... Fuck- Oh my god-
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Virgil: I can and will fight anyone that talks bad about my boyfriend.
Roman: I'm not good enough.
Virgil, rolling up his sleeves: Alright you gorgeous piece of shit-
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Logan: We meet here at 2, synchronize your watches.
Roman: I don't know how to do that.
Patton: I don't wear a watch-
Virgil: TIME IS A CONSTRUCT!
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Patton: Hey dad? What does [says a Spanish curse word] mean?
Roman, tearing up: It means I've failed as a father.
(A/N: An AU where Patton is adopted by Roman is something I'd die for-)
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Logan, handing 5-year-old Deceit a piece of paper and a crayon: Here Dee, why don't you draw... What you want to eat for dinner.
Deceit: Okay! [starts to draw]
Logan, now fearful: W-Wait, why are you drawing me?
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(A/N: More Adoption AU-)
Patton: Who the fuck-
Roman: Language!
Patton: quién carajo-
Roman: nO WHO TAUGHT HIM THAT?
Virgil: [giggling behind the sofa]
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Deceit: I've come to ruin your channel and corrupt you!
Thomas: Hold on, let me ask my mom.
Deceit: It's not a choice-
Thomas: She said no.
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Virgil: [using Roman as an armrest cause he's short]
Roman: I can and will damage your kneecaps-
Virgil, in-between laughs: Is that so?
Roman: Your sHINS AREN'T SAFE-
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Okay, quick question, can I like, shitpost angst? Cause I have few ideas- ~ Jay
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