Virgil: *sitting on the coffee table*
Roman: *pushes him off* The storm has passed!
Virgil: *incoherent insults*
10 minutes later
Roman: *sitting on the couch*
Virgil: *pushes him off* The empire has fallen!
Roman: Damn you.
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Roman: I will save the day and be glamorous doing so!
Virgil: Dude, you ego is higher than a fucking skyscraper.
Roman: Is that an insult?
Virgil: ... Scratch that, it's passed the ozone layer.
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Patton: Logan, what are those noises coming from Roman's room?
Logan: NOTHING! *pushes him out the door* Now let's go shopping, you want to go shopping? I would like to go shopping.
Patton: Oh okay! *hops in car*
Logan: *sighs* YOU GUYS OWE ME FOR THIS! *slams door*
(A/N: I'm not sorry.)
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Virgil: Babe! Help, I'm stuck.
Logan: *sighs* Again, Virgil? This is the third time in two days.
Virgil: Sorry, Lo.
Logan: It's alright, let's go. *picks him up*
Virgil: *smug grin*
(A/N: Damn it feels good to be a gangster-)
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Sanders Sides Cracks
RandomThese are either real situations that happened to me or things that popped in my head. Cover is not mine. Warning: Swearing Dirty humor Sex jokes Tread lightly
