Virgil: If someone is actually spying on my internet usage I hope they like gay shit cause that's all they're getting.
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Virgil: *defeated sigh*
Patton: *bursts in with blankets, movies, music, headphones, stuffed animals, and ice cream*
Patton: WHAT'S WRONG?
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At The Carnival
Virgil: What do you want to ride?
Patton: I want to ride that, *points at Logan*
Logan, eating a corndog: *chokes*
(A/N: I found this one on tumblr and I love it so much.)
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Deceit: I don't actually need to lie in every sentence.
Remy, whispers: Oh my god...
Deceit: And my scales are fake and my yellow eye is just a contact.
Remy: Why are you telling me this?
Deceit, smirking: Because no one will ever believe you.
Remy: You sick, son of a bitch.
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Virgil, texting: Roman there's a moth in my bedroom help!!
Virgil: Roman?!
Roman: Roman is dead, you're next. Love, Moth.
Virgil: ROMAN I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHING THIS IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY IT'S FLYING NEAR MY HEAD HELP!!!
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Remy, at the police station: *on the phone with Virgil* Bail me out please?
Virgil: How did you get arrested?!
Remy: Okay so, I was MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS-
Virgil: BULLSHIT!
Remy: I waaaaas! I really was, it's just that this bitch knocked my Starbucks out of my hand, so I punched her-
Virgil: There it is.
Remy: You have no faith in me!
Virgil: You literally decked someone over a coffee, Remy.
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Virgil: Since when have I said anything quote worthy?
Roman: "This bitch needs to shut up about how I don't need makeup, I'm sorry I look better than you."
Patton: "Come my emo subjects, I must shower you with black clothing and band merch."
Thomas: "YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM THE GAY, WE WILL FIND YOU!"
Logan: "I don't need a filter, I know when to stop, I just don't feel like stopping."
Virgil: Okay, I get it!
(A/N: Thomas and Patton's lines are actually my quotes!)
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Sanders Sides Cracks
RandomThese are either real situations that happened to me or things that popped in my head. Cover is not mine. Warning: Swearing Dirty humor Sex jokes Tread lightly
