Sanders Sides Cracks

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A/N: This one is literally just a Short!Roman dump-

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Roman: Hey Remus, pass me my phone.

Remus: [picks up Roman's phone]

Roman: Thanks-

Remus: [holds it over his head]

Roman:

Roman: Listen here you little shit-

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Patton: Roman what's your favorite part about being really short?

Roman, smiling: I can wear children's clothes.

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Roman: I've been mistaken for a child multiple times in the mindscape when I'm not in my costume. One time Logan walked in when I was making myself breakfast and he shouted;

Logan: REMUS YOU LEFT THE IMAGINATION'S DOORS OPEN THE LITTLE GIRL GOT IN AGAIN-

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Thomas, when Remus shows up: Who are you?

Remus: I'm Roman, but I can reach the kitchen cabinets.

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Roman: I can't believe you! I'm gonna-

Remus: You're gonna what? Kick me in the shins?

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Patton, walking in the living room: Why is Remus crying on the floor and holding his leg?

Logan, not looking up from his book: Roman kicked him in the shin very hard.

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Virgil: Hey, Ro. I know what you are.

Roman, not looking up from his sketchbook: Really now? What am I?

Virgil: Short, gay, and full of anger.

Roman, pointing his pencil at Virgil: Say that again and say goodbye to your ankles.

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Roman: Virgil how tall are you?

Virgil: 6'2.

Virgil: How tall are you?

Roman: 5 feet, 1 inch, and 4 centimeters.

Virgil:

Virgil: You've been counting?

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Short nicknames the sides + others call Roman:

Patton: Fun-sized

Logan: Shorty

Virgil: Midget

Deceit: Dwarf

Remus: Sir Tiny

Remy: Elf

Picani: Stitch

Thomas: Shortcake

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Patton: Remus why is Roman on your shoulders?

Remus: He likes to feel tall.

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I swear I'm not dead- ~ Jay