Patton: Are you jealous of anything?
Virgil: Of course I am.
Patton: What are you jealous of?
Virgil: I'm jealous of my phone when it dies.
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Roman: Virgil! I need a little spoon.
Virgil: *grabs spoon* Here you go.
Roman: That's not what I ment. *hugs Virgil*
Virgil: *blushes* Stop, I have a reputation-
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Virgil: Patton i-is going to kill us.
Roman: Don't worry, he won't find out~.
Patton: *opens door* Hey guys! I'm ba- VIRGIL! ROMAN! NOT ON THE DAMN COUCH!
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Logan: I've kept everything you've given me.
Patton: E-Everything?
Logan: Yes, even the small pebble you gave me in primary school.
Patton: Aw, Lo!
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Deceit: Hello-
Remy: No.
Deceit: I didn't even-
Remy: I know what you're going to ask and my answer is no.
Deceit: Wha-
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Sanders Sides Cracks
RandomThese are either real situations that happened to me or things that popped in my head. Cover is not mine. Warning: Swearing Dirty humor Sex jokes Tread lightly
