Patton, sitting on couch: You guys want some drinks?
Remy: You got some coffee, hon?
Patton: I think so. I'll get it for you.
Remy: No, you don't have to.
Patton: I insist.
Remy: No, I'll get it.
5 minutes later
Virgil, slouching on couch: We should stop them.
Patton and Remy: *still bickering*
Roman: *looks over* ... Nah.
Logan, nose deep in a book: I agree with Roman.
~~~
Deceit: I need a shower.
Virgil: *runs over with a bucket of ice water* You called?
Deceit: No-
Virgil: TOO LATE! *dumps bucket on Deceit's head*
~~~
Remy: I'm a single pringle, hon.
Deceit: *appears out of nowhere* No, you're not.
Remy: Then who am I dating?
Deceit: .... Me?
Remy: ... Sure, why not?
Deceit: *faints*
(A/N: I ship Receit X3)
~~~
Roman: Patton, use Cute!
Patton: Chu~
Logan: *nosebleed*
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Patton: LOGAN!
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Sanders Sides Cracks
RandomThese are either real situations that happened to me or things that popped in my head. Cover is not mine. Warning: Swearing Dirty humor Sex jokes Tread lightly
