Human AU:
Remy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know, can you?
Remy: Bitch I will piss on this chair, don't test me.
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(A/N: I saw a headcanon about how the sides jump off/in things, screaming and such to sink out or pop in and I'm sorry I couldn't resist-)
Thomas: Bye guys.
Patton: [jumps through the window screaming]
Roman: [steps on the coffee table and dives behind the tv while screeching "Chandelier" by Sia]
Virgil: [bear crawls up the steps sreaming]
Logan: [bolts out the front door]
~Alternate Pop In Situation~
Thomas: Guys!
Patton: [tumbles through the window, breaking several blind strips]
Roman: [does a Remus and hauls his body over the tv]
Virgil: [rolls down the steps screaming]
Logan: [stumbles through the door]
~~~
Remus: Hey Dee?
Deceit: Yeah?
Remus: Remember how I knocked out Roman?
Deceit: Yeah?
Remus: Well... [shows Deceit his phone]
{Twin 🌈👑: I LIVED BITCH}
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Patton, sobbing: H-How do you know... If you're looking at a shapeshifter's true form?
Logan, five seconds away from screaming: Whoever gave Patton weed is on thin fucking ice.
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Remus: You wanna die?!
Thomas: I mean, yeah.
Remus, voice cracking as he lowers his mace: O-Oh, wanna talk about it?
~~~
Roman, crying on his computer's keyboard while playing Minecraft: LOOOO REMUS KILLED SIR KINGSLEEEEEY!
Logan, done with his shit: Just spawn another damn dog!!
Roman: IT'S NOT THE SAME-
(A/N: This is literally my Minecraft AU in a nutshell-)
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Virgil: Hey, do you know what time it is?
Logan: It's 2:35.
Deceit: No, what time is it?
Patton:... Lunchtime?
Remus, buzzing with excitement: GUESS WHAT TIME IS IT!!
Roman, rolling his eyes: Okay, what time is it?
Virgil, Deceit, and Remus, simultaneously: ITS HALLOWEEN TIME!
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Logan: ... Are you- are you sharpening the eraser side of your pencil?
Remus: Yes.
Logan: Are you trying to write with that side?!
Remus: Yes.
Logan: That's noT HOW THAT WORKS-
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Patton, gasping: STICKERS!!
Patton: [realizes it's just paper] Oh... It's not stickers...
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Sanders Sides Cracks
RandomThese are either real situations that happened to me or things that popped in my head. Cover is not mine. Warning: Swearing Dirty humor Sex jokes Tread lightly
