Logan, out of the blue: Waterfall is the opposite of firefly.
Roman: ???
Virgil: You cook bacon and bake cookies.
Roman: WHY ARE YOU TWO LIKE THIS??
(A/N: You: Space Gays. Me, an intellectual: Existential Crisis Gays.)
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Patton: *stubs his toe*
Patton, with tears in his eyes: AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII, WaNnA sWIIIIIII-
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Virgil: I should get off my lazy ass and actually do something today, I'm gonna go for a walk!
Logan: You should do something productive-
Virgil: Fuck off, you're not my mom, I DO WHAT I WANT-
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Virgil, realizing he has school tomorrow and he didn't do the ginormous packet that was due: [HEAVY BREATHING]
(A/N: What, no I'm not projecting my own problems, I don't know what you're talking about-)
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Patton: Logan, what are you going to be for Halloween?
Logan: *has his unicorn onesie on*
Patton: Awe! That's-
Logan: *slowly strips the onesie off and reveals his Sherlock costume*
Patton: ...
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Roman, stuffing candy in his mouth, probably sugar high: IM A HALLOWEEN QUEEN, DONT FUCKIN MESS WITH ME-
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Fitting, it's the thirty first of October and the thirty first chapter :) ~ Jay
Also, WHAT THE SHIT THE READS ARE OVER SEVEN THOUSAND OMG GUYS-
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Sanders Sides Cracks
RandomThese are either real situations that happened to me or things that popped in my head. Cover is not mine. Warning: Swearing Dirty humor Sex jokes Tread lightly
