Virgil: *rehearsing how to say 'here' for role call*
Teacher: Virgil?
Virgil: Yeah?
Virgil: ....
Virgil: AREYOUFUCKINGKIDDINGME-
~~~
Patton: *has a voice crack*
Virgil: ... Are you... Okay?
Patton: Yes, why?
Virgil: How do you do it?
Patton: Do what?
Virgil: Just... Recover from that instantly.
Patton: It wasn't that bad, Virge.
Virgil: *rethinking all his own voice cracks* ...
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Logan: Missy put the glue down! Pranks get away from the fireplace! Remy get your coffee away from Imaj! Virgil, Roman, go upstairs with that!
Patton: I'm so proud! *a single tear rolls down cheek*
~~~
Roman: I feel unnoticed!
Logan: Roman, you literally have the brightest clothes I've ever seen. If someone hadn't seen you they must've been blind.
Roman: Aw! That is so sweet of you!
Logan: Wait, that wasn't a complement-
Roman: I'll take it!
~~~
Patton: Goodnight, Virgil!
Virgil: Night, Dad- ...
Patton: What did you call me?
Virgil: Uh... Dad?
Patton: *squeals* Say it again!!
Virgil: No!
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Sanders Sides Cracks
RandomThese are either real situations that happened to me or things that popped in my head. Cover is not mine. Warning: Swearing Dirty humor Sex jokes Tread lightly
