Virgil: If I make distressed emo noises, Roman makes offended Princey noises, and Logan makes windows error noises, what noises does Patton make?
Logan: Virgil, that doesn't make sense-
Patton: *Proud papa noises* (A/N: basically squeals)
Virgil: I rest my case.
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Patton: WHY!
Deceit: Nothing will ever be the same.
Patton: NOOO
Logan, reading a book: He's lying, Pat.
Deceit: Try me.
Patton: AHHHH
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Logan: Virgil, you need to do something about your boyfriend.
Virgil: Sorry, I can't tame that lunatic.
Roman: *appears out of nowhere* Virgil! Come on, we planned to fight the dragon-witch today!
Virgil: Welp, bye Logan. See you later if I'm still alive!
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Roman: Aww you sound like a kitten!
Virgil: I'm not a kitten.
Roman: Then your a lion cub!
Virgil: Rawr.
~~~
Patton: *opening Virgil's door* Virgil, dinner is re-
Virgil: *covered in Disney plushies*
Patton: ...
Virgil: Fear me.
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Sanders Sides Cracks
RandomThese are either real situations that happened to me or things that popped in my head. Cover is not mine. Warning: Swearing Dirty humor Sex jokes Tread lightly
