Lady, flirting with Patton: So, do you have any talents~?
Patton: Not really, but my boyfriend does!
Logan, in the shadows: *glaring daggers*
Lady: *nervous chuckle*
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Patton, freaking out: HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?!
Random Person: What does he look like?
Patton: MESSY HAIR, BAGS UNDER EYES, YAY-HIGH, AND (CLEARLY) GAY!!!
Logan, trying to keep calm: He has purple hair and is wearing a baggy sweater with a Twenty One Pilots t-shirt.
(A/N: Had to hide that reference in there-)
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Roman: Virgil, what am I in your contacts list?
Virgil: Romano Cheesy.
Roman: THOMAS!!
Thomas, from across the room: LOOK, I'M SORRY!!
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Patton: Son! What have I told you about hissing?
Virgil, mumbling: Not to unless there is reason too... But he was pissing me off!
Patton: Language!
Virgil: Daaaad!! I'm 28!
Patton: And you're still living with me so my rules!
Roman, from down the hall: YOU'RE THE SAME AGE!! NOT TO MENTION WE ALL LIVE IN THE SAME MIND SPACE!!
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Thomas: I need space.
Roman, backing up: Is this enough?
Thomas: I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about Dece-
Virgil: *getting ready to throw Deceit out the window* WAY ahead of you, dude.
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Sanders Sides Cracks
AléatoireThese are either real situations that happened to me or things that popped in my head. Cover is not mine. Warning: Swearing Dirty humor Sex jokes Tread lightly
