Logan: Are you high?
Patton: Hello! Am I what?
Logan: High.
Patton: Hello!
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Texting:
Virgil: Hey pat? I need a huuug
Patton: IM ON MY GAY
(A/N: Get it? Gay? Way? I'm not funny.)
(Extra A/N: GERARD G A Y-)
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Roman, singing: She got her head in the clouds, and she's not backing dooown! *points at Virgil*
Virgil: *inhales*
Virgil: THIS BOY IS A BOTTOOO-
(A/N: I'm so sorry but Virgil is a total meme.)
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Roman: You know I love you right?
Logan: ...
Logan: Roman, we've been married for three years and we have a two year old son.
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Roman: Is this Virgil's first time on a swing set?
Patton: What do you mean?
Roman: *points at Virgil who is squealing and giggling*
Virgil, with an excited smile: Dad, Dad! Look how high I can go!
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Patton, walking out of the living room: Roman? Why is Logan screaming into the couch cushions?
Roman: Virgil called him Mom for the first time.
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Logan: Patton, if you sing the Reeses Puffs theme song one more time, I swear.
Patton, smiling: Reeses Puffs! Reeses Puffs! *points at Logan*
Logan: ...
Logan: *sigh* Peanut Butter Chocolate flavor.
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Patton, while running at Logan, Roman, and Virgil: sQUAD GOALS-
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Roman: You're so irritating.
Virgil: I like to think I'm that one fly that won't go away.
Roman: You're such a pain in the ass.
Virgil: Buzz buzz motherfucker.
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Sanders Sides Cracks
RandomThese are either real situations that happened to me or things that popped in my head. Cover is not mine. Warning: Swearing Dirty humor Sex jokes Tread lightly
