Roman: Sorry I'm late, I was... Doing things.
Virgil: *walks in with messy hair and his sweater halfway on* I'm things.
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Thomas, about procrastinating: Do I regret it? Yes. Will I do it again? Probably.
(A/N: This is me.)
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Roman: We have fun, don't we Virgil?
Virgil: I've never been more stressed in my entire life.
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Roman and Logan: *arguing about whatever*
Remy: GIRLS!! You're both pretty, can I leave now?
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Virgil: I'm coming with you, Logan.
Logan: Thank you, Virgil.
Thomas: I'm also coming, Logan!
Logan: Not necessary.
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Missy: Can you check for monsters under the bed?
Virgil: Monsters don't live under the bed they live inside of us.
Missy: ...
Virgil: Sleep tight.
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Patton, trying to pull a prank: Guys, I'm pregnant!
Everyone: *looks at Logan*
Logan: ... I DIDN'T-
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Sanders Sides Cracks
RandomThese are either real situations that happened to me or things that popped in my head. Cover is not mine. Warning: Swearing Dirty humor Sex jokes Tread lightly
