Roman: *stretches*
Roman: *hits Virgil on accident*
Roman: Sorry! *stretches arm* here, hit me back.
Virgil: Nah, I don't like hitting people.
2 minutes later
Deceit: *appears* Hello, Virgil.
Virgil: I WILL SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!
~~~
Patton: *covered in cookie dough*
Logan: Are you okay, Patton?
Patton: Yerp!
Logan: Are you sure?
Patton: I'm just in a sticky situation!
Logan: I'm leaving you in that mess.
~~~
Virgil: Hey mom.
Logan: I'm not your mother.
Virgil: Mom.
Logan: No.
Virgil: *walks up to Logan* Mom. *boops his nose*
Logan: Ugh, I'm can't stop you, can I?
Virgil: Nope! Mom!
~~~
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Sanders Sides Cracks
RandomThese are either real situations that happened to me or things that popped in my head. Cover is not mine. Warning: Swearing Dirty humor Sex jokes Tread lightly
