Waiter: What would you like to order?
Roman: A milkshake with two straws please.
Patton: Aw, you're so-
Roman, putting both straws in his mouth: Babe, watch how fast I can drink this.
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Logan: Hey Siri, call Dad.
Siri: Calling Daddy:
Logan: Wait, no-
Patton: Hello?
(A/N: I'm not sorry.)
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Patton: Why are you being so nice to Logan?
Virgil: Because I'm a good person and I'm nice to everyone.
Patton: You like him don't you.
Virgil: No. I actually have a weird instinct to be horrible to the person I like...
Patton: WAIT YOU LIKE ROMAN?!?
Virgil: Wait what-
(A/N: Busted!)
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Roman: Logan's on a business trip so while he's gone I'm going to go buy the most expensive crown online.
Virgil: What? Why?
Roman, setting a chair on fire: He's pretty much 85% of my impulse control.
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Virgil: Why do you let me win the 'climbing up the stairs' race? You're way faster than me.
Roman: I like to see that victory smile on your face!
A little while later:
Virgil: He was staring at my ass wasn't he?
Logan, nodding: He was staring at your ass.
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Fanon Virgil in the middle of drama: *lowering head and trying to back out of said drama*
Canon Virgil in the middle of drama: *starts throwing hands* bITCH-
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*throws new update at you and runs* ~ Star
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Sanders Sides Cracks
DiversosThese are either real situations that happened to me or things that popped in my head. Cover is not mine. Warning: Swearing Dirty humor Sex jokes Tread lightly
