Roman: You look so pretty, I want to kiss you.
Logan: What?
Roman: [gay panic] I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU-
(A/N: You Tried.)
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Virgil: I need to get laid...
Logan, in motherly tone: Excuse me?
Virgil: To rest. Set me in a coffin and let my soul ascend.
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Virgil, to Deceit: I'd tell you to go to hell, but you'd probably feel at home there.
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Roman: I love you.
Virgil: Good choice.
Roman, annoyed: Fuck you.
Virgil: Better choice.
Roman: ... wAIT A SECOND-
(A/N: Found this on tumblr and I freaking love it.)
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Remy: 70% water, 30% coffee, and 100% sass.
Logan: That's 200%.
Remy: I'm twice the man you'll ever be.
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Virgil: I like no people.
Patton: Hi!
Virgil: I like one person.
Logan: Hello.
Virgil: I like two people.
Roman: Hi there!
Virgil, visibly flustered: I give uP-
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Virgil: Whatever! [grabs a bottle of wine and storms out the house]
Logan: Where's he going?
Roman, looking out the window: He's chugging the wine while laying in the middle of the street.
Patton: [makes a mad dash out the house]
~~~
Roman: You're really running for asshole of the year, aren't you?
Virgil: As defending champion, are you nervous?
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