Logan: *giving Patton a piggyback ride*
Patton: *giggling*
Roman: Why can't we do that? *points to Logan and Patton*
Virgil: *looks over* ... You can hold my hand if you want.
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Patton: It would be nice to have a child.
Virgil: *raises hands in confusion*
Patton: I meant a small child! Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you!
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Roman: *screaming in Spanish*
Virgil: Do any of you guys know what he is saying?
Patton: No, Logan?
Logan: *blushing* Some... very undignified words.
(A/N: WaTcH yOuR pRoFaNiTy!)
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Thomas: If you were a girl... what would your name be?
Roman: Riley.
Virgil: Vivian.
Patton: Patricia!
Logan: Leebel.
Remy: Reese.
Deceit: Dacia.
Thomas: Wha- Deceit, you do know what that name means, right?
Deceit: No, I do not, Thomas.
Thomas: Is that a yes or a no?
Logan: It's a yes, Thomas.
(A/N: The name Dacia means Pure White and Glowing. Basically the opposite of Deceit.)
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Thomas: *spinning*
Logan: Thomas, stop. You're going to get dizzy.
Thomas: *stops*
Deceit, freaking out: tHE ROOM IS SPINNING!
Thomas: WAIT, IT IS!
Logan: No, it is not. Your eyes are adjusting to normal speed.
Deceit: IT'S. SPINNING.
Thomas: OHMYGOD!
Logan: *face palms*
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Sanders Sides Cracks
RandomThese are either real situations that happened to me or things that popped in my head. Cover is not mine. Warning: Swearing Dirty humor Sex jokes Tread lightly
