Roman: Momma may have raised a depressed, insecure teen, but she ain't raise no BITCH!
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Roman, staring at the others fondly: Have you ever looked at someone and realized, wow, I'm really fucking gay.
(A/N: This is a direct quote from me after I watched a comp of Markiplier singing lmao-)
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Virgil: If you're sad and you know it, clap your hands!
Deceit: [clap, clap]
Deceit: If you're sad and you know it, clap your hands!
Virgil: [clap, clap]
Vi+De: If you're stress-y and depress-y and your life is kinda messy, if you're sad and you know it, clap your hands!
Vi+De: [clap, clap]
Patton, kicking the door down: I WILL PHYSICALLY FIGHT BOTH OF YOU-
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Patton, smiling and waving at Deceit: Have a safe train ride!
Deceit, while looking back at Patton: I can't control what will happen on that train.
Patton, deadpanned: Die then.
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Deceit: How many times must we go through this?!
Thomas: Good question, we've all thought about it-
Deceit: Nothing gets rid of me!
Logan: I do not want to fucking hear it.
[Silence]
Patton, wearily: ... Am I safe?
Deceit: [scares Patton]
Patton: [screams]
Deceit: Good for you!
Patton: What did I do wrong?!
Deceit: This isn't over! [Sinks out]
Patton: Why do you not like me?!
Virgil: IT'S ALL OVER, FORGET IT!
Roman: Virgil-
Virgil: WE'RE ALL DEAD!
Patton: I didn't do anything wrong!
Roman: Don't worry.
Patton: So I don't have to worry?
Virgil: [starts to cry]
Thomas: There's a lot of stuff involved in that and you don't feel like a real person anymore when you go through that stuff-
Patton, concerned: Why?!
Logan: I wouldn't expect any of you to understand anything about this.
Patton: I should be okay?
Thomas: I don't know! [Nervous chuckle] I- hmm...
[Silence]
Patton, nervous: Please let me know!
Thomas: Well...
[Deceit chuckles in the distance]
(A/N: If you know where the dialogue is from I applaud you! If you don't, it's this: https://mrcamillaa.tumblr.com/post/166822028000/just-another-messy-ego-edit-btw-the-french-guy-is )
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Patton, sneaking behind Virgil and covering his eyes: Guess who!
Virgil, deadpanned: Either my boyfriend or the cold hands of death.
Patton: [giggles and uncovers his hands] It's your boyfriend!
Virgil, under his breath: Damn it.
(A/N: My wonderful friendo Abby_readz gave me this amazing idea of a crack!)
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(A/N: Hey does anyone remember the Adoption AU-)
Patton: Uh, M-Mr. Prince, why does my nametag say Patton Prince?
Roman: Oh... Sorry little dude, if you want to change it back put your name here- [hands him a piece of paper]
Patton: ... Th-This is an adoption paper...?
Roman: Oops! Sorry again, you can still sign it though-
(A/N: Petition for me to make the Adoption AU a book sign here-)
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Just think, Roman and Patton having a kissing war. Like they will kiss each other's cheeks until one of them gets too flustered, but Roman comes out of nowhere and attacks Patton's face with smooches and Patton's a giggly mess.
(A/N: This is definitely not based on me and my boyfriend I don't know what you're talking about- (sksksk we're really gay I'm sorry-))
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